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Old 2005-02-03, 08:28 AM   #1
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Let me introduce myself

please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for long, long year
Stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had
His moment of doubt and pain
I made damn sore that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

please to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St.Petersburg
When I saw it was time for a change
I killed the tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the Gods they made
I shouted out "who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all it was you and me
So let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I lay traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay

just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

what can I say I'm in a devilish mood today
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Old 2005-02-03, 08:32 AM   #2
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Who would have figured you to be a Stones fan?
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Old 2005-02-03, 08:41 AM   #3
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Tiger, Tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes!
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tiger, Tiger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?


One scary dude imo
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Old 2005-02-03, 08:43 AM   #4
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So God mind sharing next week's winning lottery numbers?
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Old 2005-02-03, 08:53 AM   #5
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It seems to me that God would know this thread belongs in the Chit Chat forum.

Of course, we all know there is really only one true God
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Old 2005-02-03, 08:58 AM   #6
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I bought heaven in 2002. Shut your punk ass up, bitch! There is only one god -- and his name is Bill.

You will all teach your children to pray every night -- to Bill.

Our Bill, who art in Microsoft,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy x box come.
Thy wont use playstation,
On earth as it is in Microsoft.
Give us this day our daily virus.
And forgive us our spamming,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into porn,
But deliver us from greenguyandjim.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

I thank you.
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Old 2005-02-03, 08:58 AM   #7
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So Jehovah, you don't mind me calling you by your first name do you, what is up with priests lusting for young boys?
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Old 2005-02-03, 08:59 AM   #8
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Now move this fucking thead to Chit Chat, you worthless whores of babylon!
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Old 2005-02-03, 08:59 AM   #9
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And so it is done.
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Old 2005-02-03, 09:07 AM   #10
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Where is Steve Jobs when you need him?
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Old 2005-02-03, 09:11 AM   #11
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Where is Steve Jobs when you need him?
Cleaning my toilets at present.
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Old 2005-02-03, 09:11 AM   #12
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Where is Steve Jobs when you need him?
I am sure he will join soon LOL
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Old 2005-02-03, 12:40 PM   #13
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I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.Bill quit hatin haha
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Old 2005-02-03, 01:10 PM   #14
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I never thought Id see the day when Mick Jagger and William Blake get quoted in the same thread - I know this world is about to end now

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Old 2005-02-03, 08:12 PM   #15
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Woe to you of Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short.

Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number....
It's number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six

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Old 2005-02-04, 09:35 AM   #16
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Oh GOD, Oh GOD, Oh GOD..
oops.
sorry..
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Old 2005-02-04, 09:54 AM   #17
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Nice avatar Amber

Hey God I am an ateist... just so you know.
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Old 2005-02-04, 10:31 AM   #18
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I never thought Id see the day when Mick Jagger and William Blake get quoted in the same thread - I know this world is about to end now

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ROFLMAO! nice one linkster
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