The Pope Has Died

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Originally Posted by kinky

when I was a little kid I got dragged to church and had to give 50 cents of my allowance to the collection plate every weekend.... I'm still completely pissed about that

Yup, I too was raised Catholic, though my brother and I only completed our first communion. The Sunday after our communion, our parents asked us if we still wanted to go to church. Ha! That was a tough one to answer. When I first enlisted in the army, I had them put Roman Catholic on my dog tags. A year later I got new tags which read 'None' on the religion line. I've a been a devout member of the Church of None ever since. There's no tithe, I can sleep in Sundays, and I don't feel guilty about dumping my seed on rim of the toilet.