Since I'm up I'll say happy Saturday

[Useless]

I'd yank off my cock and eat it for the chance to live in Florida. But that would be stupid since all of the sexy people live down there. I'd want my cock. Would my testes be an acceptable alternative? Don't even get me started on how much I dislike my balls.

Good morning from the place that the book and movie Last of the Mohicans is based on; named Glens Falls eventhough they allowed the paper mills on both sides of the mighty Hudson river to bury the falls in concrete and put in a dam so that there is zero evidence that the falls ever existed. That stupid spider-hole of a cave that those fine folks hid in is still there, but it's under the bridge and you can only see it if you work at the paper mill on this side of the river.

Anyway, it's Saturday. I shall continue to work on my semi-top secret project for free site submitters. And some other stuff too.

What's a good name for a site that assists free site submitters in locating lists? There's more than that involved though. It's not just a list of link lists. That would have been far too easy. Give me a name, damn you.