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Old 2005-06-06, 08:19 AM   #1
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I'm 30 today

Life is supposed to begin now, or so I am told -

I can hardly beleive where the years have gone.

Just wanted to share that lovely news news with everyone before I start the process of old age :-(
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Old 2005-06-06, 08:25 AM   #2
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I told someone a couple of nights ago that I was 44 or 45, I never really remember. My birthday is August 1st, 1961...Let's see, how old am I? Holy Shit, I am only 43. Damn, I cant even guess within 2 years
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Old 2005-06-06, 08:25 AM   #3
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Life is supposed to begin now, or so I am told
I'm still waiting.

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Old 2005-06-06, 08:28 AM   #4
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I'm even older and tired then Jim

It's getting scary as I approach the halfway mark to being a centennial
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Old 2005-06-06, 08:29 AM   #5
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I know one thing, Star Wars III on the PS2 is about to start he.. he...

Im taking the afternoon off to have a beer and a play - go feel the force.

My old man wreckons it flys by now, Jim is living proof that the process speeds up some much you loose count!
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Old 2005-06-06, 08:30 AM   #6
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Happy Birthday NochexContact

I have the same problem Jim. My gf has to correct me every time I say my age.
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Old 2005-06-06, 08:31 AM   #7
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I haven't been able to remember my birthday since I was 30. My wife has no trouble remembering how old she is...maybe it's a man thing.
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Old 2005-06-06, 08:36 AM   #8
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Old 2005-06-06, 08:42 AM   #9
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Nochhex, that life begins at 30 BS is just hype. BTW, happy b'day

The trick to remembering how old you are is being born in a year that ends in zero. I was born in 1960, this is 2005, so after my b'day last month I'm 45. After your birthday each year, your age always ends in the same number as the year. I sometimes have trouble remembering what day of the week it is, or even what month, but I'm usually pretty firm on what year it is.
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Old 2005-06-06, 08:50 AM   #10
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Old 2005-06-06, 09:32 AM   #11
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The trick to remembering how old you are is being born in a year that ends in zero.
Yup, yup, yup. That's why I decided to give birth to myself in 1970. I wasn't hatched until December so even though I'm technically 34, I pretty much call myself 35 all year. I live for simplicity. The wife will of course correct me since the older I am ,the older she is.
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Old 2005-06-06, 10:00 AM   #12
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Damn there are a lot of old people on this board

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Old 2005-06-06, 10:37 AM   #13
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Happy Birthday.. Life begins at 40 in my book. Your still a youngin! Have a nice birthday!!
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Old 2005-06-06, 01:44 PM   #14
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Happy Birthday Nochex. Being 30 is ok. I remember it like it was 8 years ago.
Just enjoy yourself and live life to the fullest.
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Old 2005-06-06, 01:55 PM   #15
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Life's been pretty good to me since I turned 30 3 years ago. Congrats, and Happy Birthday
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Old 2005-06-06, 02:10 PM   #16
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Old 2005-06-06, 03:57 PM   #17
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I know one thing, Star Wars III on the PS2 is about to start he.. he...

Im taking the afternoon off to have a beer and a play - go feel the force.

My old man wreckons it flys by now, Jim is living proof that the process speeds up some much you loose count!
LOL I got that dam thing 1st day it came out and took 4 days to win the whole game. You should enjoy it. I did. Just keep hitting the triangle key. lol
When I hit 30 I was like my avatar. No idea what the fuck just happened and how it all happened so fast. One thing I did like was I got more respect at work and in RL. I was no longer some dumbshit 20 something with no idea about life. For some reason most people thought that 30 was a proper age to feel lifes ups and downs. What they did not know was i have lived such a crazy one that by the time me and my childhood friends hit 21 we acted like we were 40. houses, kids, car payments, 401k. plan for retirement etc. People just could get into their heads that my friends and I were drinking in NYC bars an clubs at 12 years old. LOL Made us grow up fast with reall shity SAT Scores.lol. Happy B-day man.. I am wishing you a blowjob from the actress of your dreams lol. Enjoy
Oh my the way Warrior I never would have guessed I'm older then you. by a whopping 6 months, I too am telling people I'm 35 now even tho the day is less then a month away. I wonder if the wife will remember lol.
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Old 2005-06-07, 10:43 AM   #18
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I'm about half way through 28 and I am starting to feel thirty closing in. I never thought it would feel like a big number but the nearer I get the more it does.
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Old 2005-06-07, 10:54 AM   #19
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Happy Birthday, SM

When I was 30, I stayed in bed and cried all day..
When I was 40 I stayed in bed and screwed all day..
And I aint telling you guys what I did on my last birthday!!

And..I am older than both Jim and Cleo..


SM..Life is just beginning for you!! Wait till the kids are grown and gone and you can run around naked all day, frolicking with dwarves in rubber and people say oh, it's her..she has dementia..dont pay her any mind!!


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Old 2005-06-07, 08:26 PM   #20
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Old 2005-06-07, 10:19 PM   #21
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Happy B-Day Smith!

30 is just the beginning

SEX gets better after 40!
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Old 2005-06-07, 11:21 PM   #22
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Yup, yup, yup. That's why I decided to give birth to myself in 1970. I wasn't hatched until December so even though I'm technically 34, I pretty much call myself 35 all year. I live for simplicity. The wife will of course correct me since the older I am ,the older she is.
Hehe maybe ur my twin
I was born in December 1970 too

Oh and Happy Birthday Nochex
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Old 2005-06-08, 06:05 AM   #23
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Well - I guess it would be a little out of place that as far as Im concerned life begins at 50
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Old 2005-06-08, 09:20 AM   #24
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Old 2005-06-08, 12:50 PM   #25
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Happy Birthday! Wish I was 30 again. For sure women take it harder, well most. My wife was a mess at 30. I told her for her 40th birthday I am going away for like a week. Maybe she'll mellow out by 50...

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