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The poster formally known as NOCHEXContact
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I'm 30 today
Life is supposed to begin now, or so I am told -
I can hardly beleive where the years have gone. Just wanted to share that lovely news news with everyone before I start the process of old age :-( |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mohawk, New York
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Youngster
![]() I told someone a couple of nights ago that I was 44 or 45, I never really remember. My birthday is August 1st, 1961...Let's see, how old am I? Holy Shit, I am only 43. Damn, I cant even guess within 2 years ![]() |
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
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I'm even older and tired then Jim
It's getting scary as I approach the halfway mark to being a centennial |
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The poster formally known as NOCHEXContact
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I know one thing, Star Wars III on the PS2 is about to start he.. he...
Im taking the afternoon off to have a beer and a play - go feel the force. My old man wreckons it flys by now, Jim is living proof that the process speeds up some much you loose count! |
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I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks....
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Happy Birthday NochexContact
![]() I have the same problem Jim. My gf has to correct me every time I say my age. ![]() |
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I haven't been able to remember my birthday since I was 30. My wife has no trouble remembering how old she is...maybe it's a man thing.
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happy birthday - all the best!
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Lonewolf Internet Sales
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Nochhex, that life begins at 30 BS is just hype.
![]() ![]() The trick to remembering how old you are is being born in a year that ends in zero. I was born in 1960, this is 2005, so after my b'day last month I'm 45. After your birthday each year, your age always ends in the same number as the year. I sometimes have trouble remembering what day of the week it is, or even what month, but I'm usually pretty firm on what year it is. ![]() |
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Happy Bday NochexContact!
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Former pr0n slinger.
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Damn there are a lot of old people on this board
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Happy Birthday..
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feeling a bit better
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Happy Birthday Nochex. Being 30 is ok. I remember it like it was 8 years ago.
![]() Just enjoy yourself and live life to the fullest. ![]()
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I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Life's been pretty good to me since I turned 30 3 years ago. Congrats, and Happy Birthday
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...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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Happy birthday
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When I hit 30 I was like my avatar. No idea what the fuck just happened and how it all happened so fast. One thing I did like was I got more respect at work and in RL. I was no longer some dumbshit 20 something with no idea about life. For some reason most people thought that 30 was a proper age to feel lifes ups and downs. What they did not know was i have lived such a crazy one that by the time me and my childhood friends hit 21 we acted like we were 40. houses, kids, car payments, 401k. plan for retirement etc. People just could get into their heads that my friends and I were drinking in NYC bars an clubs at 12 years old. LOL Made us grow up fast with reall shity SAT Scores.lol. Happy B-day man.. I am wishing you a blowjob from the actress of your dreams lol. Enjoy Oh my the way Warrior I never would have guessed I'm older then you. by a whopping 6 months, I too am telling people I'm 35 now even tho the day is less then a month away. I wonder if the wife will remember lol. |
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I hustle for Hustler
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I'm about half way through 28 and I am starting to feel thirty closing in. I never thought it would feel like a big number but the nearer I get the more it does.
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Whatever don't kill ya makes ya stronger...
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Happy Birthday, SM
When I was 30, I stayed in bed and cried all day.. When I was 40 I stayed in bed and screwed all day.. And I aint telling you guys what I did on my last birthday!! And..I am older than both Jim and Cleo.. SM..Life is just beginning for you!! Wait till the kids are grown and gone and you can run around naked all day, frolicking with dwarves in rubber and people say oh, it's her..she has dementia..dont pay her any mind!! ![]() |
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Happy BDAY mate!
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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Happy B-Day Smith!
30 is just the beginning ![]() SEX gets better after 40! ![]() |
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Whoo! 9/10 the way to buddy plays in "The Christ from Oz"!
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![]() I was born in December 1970 too ![]() Oh and Happy Birthday Nochex ![]() |
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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Well - I guess it would be a little out of place that as far as Im concerned life begins at 50
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Join Date: May 2005
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Happy Birthday Nochex!
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Wheither you think you can or you think you can't, Your right.
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Happy Birthday! Wish I was 30 again. For sure women take it harder, well most. My wife was a mess at 30. I told her for her 40th birthday I am going away for like a week. Maybe she'll mellow out by 50...
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