Anyone arrested yet?

[Greenguy]

rollergirl: Really funny. Really funny.
Useless Warrior: Whattya mean I'm funny?
rollergirl: You're just funny, y'know, the story. It's funny. You're a funny guy.
Useless Warrior: Whattya mean? They way I talk? What?
rollergirl: It's just, y'know, it's just funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything ...
Useless Warrior: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Greenguy: Useless Warrior, no, you got it all wrong ...
Useless Warrior: Whoa, whoa Greenguy! She's a big girl, she knows what she said. What'd you say? Funny how? What?
rollergirl: Just you know you're funny.
Useless Warrior: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?
rollergirl: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the story. What?
Useless Warrior: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?
rollergirl: Get the fuck outta here!
Useless Warrior: Ya motherfucker, I almost had her! I almost had her! You stuttering prick here! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, rollergirl. You may fold under questioning!!