A challenge for all of the "porn wizards" here

[Cleo]

It seems to me that it would be the other way around. You would filter off traffic from a escort site to a porn membership.

I say this because an escort site would be regional, you can't download an escort through your modem, so much of your traffic would be wasted unless you did offer them something practical, like a porn membership.

Then again I hear quantum teleportation is coming.