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Old 2005-09-25, 11:11 AM   #15
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G'day all.

Went on an eight mile hike yesterday through the woods of Vermont. We brought the dogs, so now the female is spending her day limping around. Big, fat, useless, smelly dog. I warned my wife that if the dog couldn't make the hike on her own that I'd have our friend Matt flop the dog's head off on the trail and she could carry her skull home, cause no fucking way was I going to carry that fat bitch. Luckily for the both of them, the dog hiked just fine. Also had the very best homemade dinner ever last night after a long day of hiking.

Good friends, good food, and a couple of Coronas. That's all I need. Well, that and the occasional blowjob from a total stranger.
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