The FBI's take

LindaMight · 2005-09-23, 05:52 PM

All these new important roles the government is assigning.....makes one sit back and utter "hmmmmmmm wtf?"

From the FSC Newsletter and the Washington Post:

FBI AGENTS RESIST ANTI-OBSCENITY SQUAD
WASHINGTON, DC -- The FBI’s Washington Field Office has the unenviable responsibility of recruiting agents for their new anti-obscenity squad. Congress has mandated that at least 10 agents devote their efforts to eradicating the menace of adult entertainment and Attorney General Gonzales has given the ludicrous objective a high priority. As a result, recruitment announcements have gone out to all 56 FBI field offices. However, the effort to staff the program is not getting rave reviews.
“It’s a running joke for us,” said an experienced national security analyst.
“I guess this means we’ve won the war on terror,” said one exasperated agent. “We must not need any more resources for espionage.”
Washington Post reporter Barton Gellman describes “mischievous commentary” around the water coolers in FBI offices. Sample comments from Gellman’s insider research:
“Things I Don’t Want On My Résumé, Volume Four.”
“I already gave at home."
“Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves.”
Officially unamused, FBI spokesperson Debra Weierman expressed disappointment that some of her colleagues find grist for humor in the new campaign.
“The personnel assigned to this initiative take the responsibility of this assignment very seriously and are dedicated to the success of this program,” she insisted.
From Barton Gellman, The Washington Post, 9/20/05
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...91901570.html?

Lemmy · 2005-09-23, 06:38 PM

10 agents to eradicate the menace of adult entertainment. I wonder if that's gonna be enough...

Kinky · 2005-09-23, 06:43 PM

it's too bad that the same agents making those comments will answer with a hearty YES SIR! RIGHT AWAY SIR! when they are told to go bust people for obscenity so that they don't lose their rank or even their jobs

Torn Rose · 2005-09-23, 06:45 PM

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=24201

LindaMight · 2005-09-24, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=24201

Yikes! I totally missed that thread! Sorry for the duplication!

Lin

Platinum Sam · 2005-09-26, 06:15 PM

I think this is absurd!!! I don't blame the FBI agents for not taking the task seriously. I think there are more serious problems to contend with other than porn!

2005-09-23, 05:52 PM	#1
LindaMight Oh! I haven't changed since high school and suddenly I am uncool Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Up there and down here Posts: 258	The FBI's take All these new important roles the government is assigning.....makes one sit back and utter "hmmmmmmm wtf?" From the FSC Newsletter and the Washington Post: FBI AGENTS RESIST ANTI-OBSCENITY SQUAD WASHINGTON, DC -- The FBI’s Washington Field Office has the unenviable responsibility of recruiting agents for their new anti-obscenity squad. Congress has mandated that at least 10 agents devote their efforts to eradicating the menace of adult entertainment and Attorney General Gonzales has given the ludicrous objective a high priority. As a result, recruitment announcements have gone out to all 56 FBI field offices. However, the effort to staff the program is not getting rave reviews. “It’s a running joke for us,” said an experienced national security analyst. “I guess this means we’ve won the war on terror,” said one exasperated agent. “We must not need any more resources for espionage.” Washington Post reporter Barton Gellman describes “mischievous commentary” around the water coolers in FBI offices. Sample comments from Gellman’s insider research: “Things I Don’t Want On My Résumé, Volume Four.” “I already gave at home." “Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves.” Officially unamused, FBI spokesperson Debra Weierman expressed disappointment that some of her colleagues find grist for humor in the new campaign. “The personnel assigned to this initiative take the responsibility of this assignment very seriously and are dedicated to the success of this program,” she insisted. From Barton Gellman, The Washington Post, 9/20/05 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...91901570.html? __________________ The Woman with a Surprise

2005-09-23, 06:38 PM	#2
Lemmy You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Next door to a kid with a moped. Posts: 1,492	10 agents to eradicate the menace of adult entertainment. I wonder if that's gonna be enough... __________________ BUY MY PORNSITES!

2005-09-23, 06:43 PM	#3
Kinky HEY NOW! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo Posts: 1,218	it's too bad that the same agents making those comments will answer with a hearty YES SIR! RIGHT AWAY SIR! when they are told to go bust people for obscenity so that they don't lose their rank or even their jobs __________________ don't mind me im nothing but nonsense <3

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2005-09-23, 06:45 PM	#4
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=24201

2005-09-26, 06:15 PM	#6
Platinum Sam Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 17	I think this is absurd!!! I don't blame the FBI agents for not taking the task seriously. I think there are more serious problems to contend with other than porn!