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Old 2005-11-20, 09:20 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
And now for the lame joke of the day:
A dog walks into a bar on his hind legs, stands at the bar and yells to the bartender, "Hey barkeep. Give me a beer."

The bartender looks at the dog and replies, "Get out of here. We don't serve dogs."

The dog puts his head down and leaves.

A little later the dog goes back into the bar and yells, "Hey barkeep - fetch me a beer."

The bartender turns around and tells the dog to get out. "WE DON'T SERVE DOGS."

The next day the dog goes back to the bar again. He yells to the bartender, "Hey asshole! Get me a beer."

The bartender pulls a shotgun out from under the bard and shoots the dog in the foot. The dog limps out yelping.

A few days later, the dog walks back into the bar wearing a cowboy hat, boots, and two six shooters, with a leg in a sling. He leans against the bar and growls, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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