Aruba............

[Extreme John]

Jamaica, where I wanna take'er.. Ok, enough of that song.

I was very inspired by the thought of going to an island, and it so happends my wedding Anniversary is coming up. September 11th, so on Septmeber 18, Im taking the wife to Montego Bay Jamaica (along with a few of the Extreme lizzards).

The post that inspired me:
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...=&threadid=251

Where I will consume amazing ammounts of booze and perhaps throw on a pink thong and dance naked on tables for money:
http://www.breezes.com/resort_montegobay/index.asp

Woooo hoooo!!!!!|rasta| |rasta| |rasta|

[ShermsShack]

For the first time in my life, I wish I were an extreme lizard!

Have a blast out there and just remember...Some of us are stuck in Vegas!

[Extreme John]

Thanks, keep in mind however that I would LOVE to be stuck in Vegas

[docholly]

If you can tear yourself away from the resort.. a nice day trip to Negril (by far the BEST beach in jamaica) is fun..

My favorite small resort in Negril

have cocktails at sunset at the Fabu.. Ricks cafe!!

or the other way to Runaway Bay/Ocho Rios/Port Antonio..i had a house for a year in a small town between called Oracabessa..took 6 months off from life and lived down there.. it was awesome..unfortunately i'm too much of a city girl.. but it was a great experience.. and i got the greatest gift from there, my now 12 yr old son. He's a jamarican. |rasta|

In Montego Bay itself the local nightlife (always more fun than the touristy) is mainly in the Rosehall area.

I don't recognize your resort there, John, but they change names frequently. Doctor's Cave beach is in downtown MoBay so you should be within walking distance of several other points of interest.

all along the roadsides are small "rum bars" that cook Jerk *a form of bbq*...and serve up shots or drinks.. they are quite fun as well..as you get a lot of local color. Hustling used to be pretty bad along the beaches in MoBay.. but now if a local gets caught harrassing the tourists, they can be jailed.

No trip to jamaica, in my opinion, can be complete without a trip to the rum bars and jerkpits.. sipping a red strip or a shot of Overproof and munching some great Jerk!!!

|rasta|

[Extreme John]

Wow your a busy bee when it comes to your Jamaica knowledge.. Hehehe, this is actually my second time there we went there for our Honeymoon, we loved it, stayed at Sandals last time, this time it's Breeezes. I love Sandals but the guys are single so going there wouldnt do them any good unless they wanted to hook up with each other.

I actually love all the Pina Coladas, how they put a little crushed ice and about 1 gallon of Rum in them, sure to fuck ya up

[dallasdeb]

Originally posted by Extreme John

Where I will consume amazing ammounts of booze and perhaps throw on a pink thong and dance naked on tables for money:

Now that is something I would like to see pics of lol

[DangerDave]

In think there is a "niche" in there somewhere...

http://www.adultlingerieuk.com/sex_t...able_front.jpg



DD

[Extreme John]

Dallas Deb, haha you never know you just might get that chance if I get drunk anough, although I dont think it will be pink.

DD, common guy, that was mean I dont want to see shit like that ever again, unless its when I look in the mirror, than momma really wouldnt be able to keep her paws off of me |afro|

[dallasdeb]

Originally posted by Extreme John
DD, common guy, that was mean I dont want to see shit like that ever again, unless its when I look in the mirror, than momma really wouldnt be able to keep her paws off of me |afro|

I get to look at 'shit like that' everyday. I LOVE my job lol

[digifan]

Aruba is the place I must visit sometimes.. wonderful indeed...

[Extreme John]

Aruba is certainly amazing, my wife and I were there for our wedding anniversary (Sept. 11th) and we woke up to the Terror attacks of Sept. 11th, we were stranded there and couldnt get back for a few days.

[Dr Bizzaro]

Next time you need another person to take on a nice vacation, let me know. I am available.

I get drunk, tell jokes, dance like a jester, make a fool of myself (or other people depending on what the situation calls for.) all in the name of having a good time. The perfect vacation companion.

I won't even PDF. (Poke da Fro)
|afro|

[DangerDave]

John....

ya know I luv ya......

DD

[Extreme John]

Sounds good Dr. B, hey in Feb. there's a bunch of us going on a cruise You know your more than welcome to come along and play (seriously if you want the details let me know).

And thank you for respecting the |afro|

[digifan]

Originally posted by Dr Bizzaro
Next time you need another person to take on a nice vacation, let me know. I am available.

I get drunk, tell jokes, dance like a jester, make a fool of myself (or other people depending on what the situation calls for.) all in the name of having a good time. The perfect vacation companion.

I won't even PDF. (Poke da Fro)
|afro|

Ok, I'll let you know dr

[Dr Bizzaro]

Originally posted by Extreme John
Sounds good Dr. B, hey in Feb. there's a bunch of us going on a cruise You know your more than welcome to come along and play (seriously if you want the details let me know).

And thank you for respecting the |afro|

That might be worth looking into. Email or PM me the basic info.

[Extreme John]

Youve got a PM