Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

If it wasn't for the occasional giggle I get from the sound of my testes slapping against some chick's ass, I'd love to have the ugly fucks removed. They menace me on a daily basis. When I see them in the mirror, I think, 'what kind of sick slut would want to mouth those disgusting things?'

Pssst...UW, shave those bad boys and they don't look nearly as unsightly

[MeatPounder]

Originally Posted by MrYum

Pssst...UW, shave those bad boys and they don't look nearly as unsightly

UW is already totally shaved...from the neck down

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by MeatPounder

UW is already totally shaved...from the neck down

Well damn...those must be some ooogly twins he's got then

[Useless]

Originally Posted by MrYum

Well damn...those must be some ooogly twins he's got then

Yes, yes they are. But I am not completely shaved. I shave my head. I have a goatee or a goat face snatch or whatever you want to call it. I don't shave my chest since I've been blessed with only 20 hairs there anyway. I do shave down below, but only for recreational purposes.

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yes, yes they are. But I am not completely shaved. I shave my head. I have a goatee or a goat face snatch or whatever you want to call it. I don't shave my chest since I've been blessed with only 20 hairs there anyway. I do shave down below, but only for recreational purposes.

Ya big ol stud you

Started shaving the twins a few years ago...the gf loves it...which means I love it too

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Yes, yes they are. But I am not completely shaved. I shave my head. I have a goatee or a goat face snatch or whatever you want to call it. I don't shave my chest since I've been blessed with only 20 hairs there anyway. I do shave down below, but only for recreational purposes.

You have completely shattered all of my misconseptions. Damn you!