german shepherds kick ass.

juggernaut · 2006-06-05, 09:27 PM

People like that make me laugh, they want a robot for a dog. My dog was simple to train. 1 kick in the ass, toss across the room and he knew I was alpha. My friend used to own a 180 lb professionally trained rotty. My friends and i were stupid and used to think it was fun to have the dog attack us after we piled on a shit load of jackets. I learned very fast, easiest way to get past attack dogs. Give them your hand, then when it's in the mouth, just reach for their balls. Funny how quickly they lock up and stop moving. Sure you get one or two holes in the arm but it's better then having it rip a hole in your neck.
UW I saw that too, the very second I saw the pic. I don't know if it's the old photographer in me or just me wondering if that really was something on the dog.

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2006-06-05, 09:27 PM	#9
juggernaut Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Central Jersey! If I was rich and powerful I would dress as my avatar does. Posts: 1,448	People like that make me laugh, they want a robot for a dog. My dog was simple to train. 1 kick in the ass, toss across the room and he knew I was alpha. My friend used to own a 180 lb professionally trained rotty. My friends and i were stupid and used to think it was fun to have the dog attack us after we piled on a shit load of jackets. I learned very fast, easiest way to get past attack dogs. Give them your hand, then when it's in the mouth, just reach for their balls. Funny how quickly they lock up and stop moving. Sure you get one or two holes in the arm but it's better then having it rip a hole in your neck. UW I saw that too, the very second I saw the pic. I don't know if it's the old photographer in me or just me wondering if that really was something on the dog.