Men: Sleeping with a partner makes you stupid

[virgohippy]

I feel sorry for anyone who I might cohabitate with for an extended period of time. (what a careful phrasing, eh?)

I'm prone to periods of jumping out of bed in a panic state and dripping sweat, for multiple nights in a row. Once a close friend of mine... um... babysat me? She said it was "an interesting experience."

I often sleep better when I've got a warm, soft body to press up against. Even if it's hot, I don't mind getting all hot and sticky.