Aliens could attack at any time

[virgohippy]

Aw, c'mon guys, you know the house rule! There's a reason why I put the greenery bowl at the front door underneath the big sign. There's only one house rule:

If you partake of the house green you must be sober enough to roll 'em or pack it yourself!

Lets not forget about that time Rye-fry couldn't get up from the couch for three days straight! |shocking|

Oh, and spacemanspiff, I talked with Voltrab, he says you're okay as long as you don't turn on your matress. Turns out we're about three solar systems down from some real prime space-estate, and the Zarpechians don't want to give up their planetary estates during supernovae season because someone wasn't maintaining their thingy and accidentally started a black hole.

Black holes suck, ya know.