Don't smoke crack and go swimming with alligators

[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Jim

Crack heads have enough problems with broken stems, stores looking at them funny when they buy Chore Boy, burned fingers, cut fingers when your stem breaks while trying to scrape it, callouses on your thumb from the lighter and not even mentioning the burning of your nose and eyebrows once your stem becomes too short

Stems and Chore Boy is for amateurs.

Personally I always loved it when a girl's fake fingernails catch on fire from the blowtorch.