Sites Not Converting. Need Feedback

[Ms Naughty]

I'll just come here and agree that your sites could definitely do with more text. You need to tell me why I should bother to click on the sponsor links - what's in it for me? Is there a trial? Is it the best quality content around? Can I only get it in one place? Is it the weirdest shit I'll ever see? And maybe put some personality in the comments. Like, "it gave me a boner for a week..." LOL

I would say at present the graphical ads are too easy to ignore.