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Old 2007-11-17, 12:39 AM   #1
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Question Wonder if this is a new niche???

I thought I already knew most of the stranger niches.

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm
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Old 2007-11-17, 01:17 AM   #2
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The most disturbing part is that he was caught "in his bedroom" christ, who did he hurt? and who the fuck cares?

And to get three years on the Sheriff Sex Offenders Register - whodathunk - good thing he didn't have a blow-up doll.
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Old 2007-11-17, 05:38 AM   #3
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If he got caught with baseball bat rammed up his ass it would be considered perfectly acceptable and it could sell well if it was recorded.

But with damn bike !?!?!
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Old 2007-11-17, 08:33 AM   #4
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The most disturbing part is that he was caught "in his bedroom" christ, who did he hurt? and who the fuck cares?
It wasn't really his bedroom. He was staying in a hostel. It would appear that his whole intention was to expose himself to the cleaning ladies. If he had been at home and accidentally caught, I doubt that anyone could have gotten the law involved.

Still though, that's a pretty nice bike. I'd hit that too.
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Old 2007-11-18, 09:00 PM   #5
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Still though, that's a pretty nice bike. I'd hit that too.
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Old 2007-11-19, 11:57 AM   #6
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Still though, that's a pretty nice bike. I'd hit that too.

I don't know though... does look pretty rugged.
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Old 2007-11-19, 04:50 PM   #7
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Same lines on the thief who wa caught recentlythat had a stuffed dog that he used to relieve himself....I mean c'mon what do ya say to that when you're caught..."I swear, I didnt know the dog was dead when I was fucking it!"

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Old 2007-11-19, 08:06 PM   #8
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that's a pretty nice bike. I'd hit that too.
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Old 2007-11-25, 01:33 AM   #9
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I don't know though... does look pretty rugged.
Maybe it's the town bike... everyone's had a ride. The rest of the town just didn't get caught. Lol.
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