START TRAINING FOR THE XXX IRON MAN AT THE PHOENIX FORUM!

[TABAsst]

Irvine, California—Serious Webmasters only need apply for the 1st annual XXXIronMan.com competition set to debut at this year’s Phoenix Forum show!

XXXIronMan.com, founded by the solid and successful programs, CherryPimps, It’s Your Porn and LegitCash is a competition not to be missed! One name: Beer Pong. Bottom line: whoever has cups left standing, wins!

Each team has 2 players and webmasters must possess the skills known to be the strongest amongst leading Adult Webmasters: Hand-eye Coordination, Wrist Strength and Alcohol Tolerance. Only serious webmasters will prevail and win over $2500 in cash in the XXX Iron Man competition by making sure your balls get wet first! All Females teams may designate a ‘drinker’ to be part of their team, but only if they’re ready to remove articles of clothing instead. This can also be used as one of the distraction tactics by a team.

“Webmasters know what they are made of, but does everyone else? That is why we came up with the idea of XXX Iron Man. It takes in elements that truly test the bravado.” Says Avalanche, owner of Cherry Pimps. “And of course it will be a great time! Good luck to all the participants!”

Prize breakdowns include:
$2500 in Cash Prizes ($2000 to winning team, $500 to 2nd place team, unless you get beat by girls, in which case the 1st place, all female team, gets $2500)

The amazing sponsors who understand what it takes to be an XXX Iron Man include:

All the beer you can drink courtesy of XXX Iron Man’s Official Beer Sponsor, Diabolic Dollars! Other proud sponsors include National Net as the event host, as well as other great programs Blazing Bucks, Spunky Cash, and Epoch.

Entry Forms are now open at http://www.XXXIronMan.com. Sign up now as a limited number of team positions are available!

The Phoenix Forum is the first stop along the way. The XXXIronMan competition will hit the road and head for Cybernet Expo in San Francisco next! Start training. Lift your beers and cheer to the sponsors who have brought you the event where you can say, ‘I AM THE XXX IRON MAN and I won $2500 proving it!’

Cheers!

Contact: avalanche@cherrypimps.com

[Useless]

Originally Posted by TABAsst

Each team has 2 players and webmasters must possess the skills known to be the strongest amongst leading Adult Webmasters: Hand-eye Coordination, Wrist Strength and Alcohol Tolerance.

Wrist strength isn't a problem here, but I'm seriously lacking in the other two areas.

[Greenguy]

See, the contest is funny because webmasters are alcoholics!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Greenie

See, the contest is funny because webmasters are alcoholics!

Well, there goes my opportunity at fame and fortune.

We should let jayMan's brother know about this. As I recall, he and some skinny hoe slaughtered jayMan and I. Damn college kids.

[Ms Naughty]

Nice bit of sexism in this competition too, which is a not good look for the sponsoring programs.

I guess complaining about sexism in this business is like complaining about the danger of being shot in the army.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by grandmascrotum

Nice bit of sexism in this competition too, which is a not good look for the sponsoring programs.

I guess complaining about sexism in this business is like complaining about the danger of being shot in the army.

I missed that during my first drive-by. You are now guilty of making me thoroughly read one TabAsst's threads for the first time. I would say that any complaint about sexism would be a waste of time only because whomever penned that post is far too juvenile to understand your point.

[Simon]

Damn ... thought it might be a real competition.
Something where you had to find and buy the right content, then design, write and code a site, and finally get real traffic to it before the others.

Idiot.
What was I thinking?

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Simon

Damn ... thought it might be a real competition.
...

You mean like that moronic WEG Cash "Webmaster Quiz" which was all inside jokes about people that work at WEG?