Good Thursday Morning :)

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Originally Posted by RedCherry

UW, I agree, my blog life is boring compared to Cleo too. If I posted my day to day life, people would fall asleep.

If I posted my day to day life, people would send me sympathy cards. Ok, that's not entirely true. My perception of things is always five shades grayer than reality - but I think that's because I want so much more out of life than what I'm willing to work for.

Speaking of sympathy cards -- my wife is PISSED at me because I told her that I had planned on sending her flowers and a card expressing my condolences on the death of her libido. She was not amused. Why is it that women constantly express their need to feel desirable and to be reminded of their beauty while ignoring the fact that the man needs that too? And the best way to show that to the man is so simple: spontaneous blowjobs given randomly throughout the day.