It's Monday Morning - Yipee

[MadCat]

Morning everyone. Today sucks.

Wake up to find our water pump (which we need in order to get tap water) fried itself. Unfortunately getting it replaced is going to take about 4 days, and there's only 2 days of water left in the storage tank (if that).

Fuck.

Then I find that my gf has already made me my morning coffee (she knows how important that is), so I pour myself a full cup, settle at the laptop, take a sip and discover that one of my cats managed to piss in the fucking coffee.

Fuck me again.

So I make new coffee (hate the waste, given the waterpump being bust), only to discover we're out of sugar. Coffee without sugar is no good.

Fuuuuuuck!

Then I decide to call the guy that can get me a new pump, but before that check my bank balance. Oh, yeah, I totally forgot that this month my quarterly rent was due, which got auto-debited from my account, leaving me with enough to get through the month in comfort, but not enough to pay for a new pump.

God-damn mother-bleeping effing fucking cuntyballs.

Off to my 9-5 job to harass the accountant about money I'm owed to see if I can rescue this day.