Good Tuesday Morning

Cleo · 2009-01-27, 08:41 AM

I'm free... called the doctor yesterday to find out what time I should come in to get de-tubed today and he asked me if I wanted to do it myself so I did twelve hours early.

Celebrating not being connected to anything by taking my fat ass to the gym and then just another mundane day of work planned.

Preacher · 2009-01-27, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

I'm free... called the doctor yesterday to find out what time I should come in to get de-tubed today and he asked me if I wanted to do it myself so I did twelve hours early.

You just made me shiver, literally.

Well, I finally caught the cold the rest of the family had last week and last night was when it brought on the fever and horrible aches and whatnot. Feeling better today but I'll be coughing up stuff all day.

I'm sending all the kids off to school today for the first time in more than a week, that means I should be able get a few things done today.

Cleo · 2009-01-27, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Preacher

You just made me shiver, literally.

It wasn't too bad although it did feel really fucking strange as I was pulling the tube out. I walked into my garage naked, opened the trash dumpster, pulled out the tube still connected to the collection bag and threw it into the dumpster. If I knew the address of a fucker that shot me ten years ago I would have mailed it to them still full of nasties.

MeatPounder · 2009-01-27, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

it did feel really fucking strange as I was pulling the tube out.

Damn I can imagine that, I've yanked quite a few of my own stitches through the years, and that always was a weird feeling, a tube must have felt really weird

wachia · 2009-01-27, 12:04 PM

I was here leaving a message for someone so I might as well say hello!

So Hi there everyone! I do know a few of you.

Greenguy · 2009-01-27, 12:17 PM

Good Tuesday Peoples

I've actually been awake since 6:30, but I had to go to the dentist to get impressions done so that I can get one of those sleep apnea mouth guards that's supposed to hold my lower jaw forward, thus spreading the throat fat & opening my airway.

I've got a bunch of Netflix movies coming in today, so I might call it quits as soon as the Femailman shows up.

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Today is Biggest Loser / American Idol day. Fuck, what has my life become?...

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Originally Posted by Cleo

It wasn't too bad although it did feel really fucking strange as I was pulling the tube out...

Was the midget over again?

Cleo · 2009-01-27, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

Was the midget over again?

It has been some years since I shoved a garden hose up a dwarf's ass but it is a memory that lasts a lifetime without needing to be repeated.

Preacher · 2009-01-27, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

It wasn't too bad although it did feel really fucking strange as I was pulling the tube out.

After I had surgery, they pulled my tube out and it didn't hurt but became extremely hot and then piss went everywhere -- much to the surprise of the dotor. There's no way I could do that myself.

Useless · 2009-01-27, 11:02 PM

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After I had surgery, they pulled my tube out and it didn't hurt but became extremely hot and then piss went everywhere -- much to the surprise of the dotor. There's no way I could do that myself.

A nurse de-catheterized me about 15 minutes after I woke up from my penis surgery. Imagine having a tube pulled out of your dick when the head has just been sliced open and stitched back up. It gives "ouch" a whole new meaning.

Preacher · 2009-01-27, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

A nurse de-catheterized me about 15 minutes after I woke up from my penis surgery. Imagine having a tube pulled out of your dick when the head has just been sliced open and stitched back up. It gives "ouch" a whole new meaning.

What the fuck is wrong with you?!? I certainly didn't need that visual in my head.

My tube came out of me about 2 inches high of my cock...

I'm never going to get to sleep tonight.

MeatPounder · 2009-01-27, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

A nurse de-catheterized me about 15 minutes after I woke up from my penis surgery. Imagine having a tube pulled out of your dick when the head has just been sliced open and stitched back up. It gives "ouch" a whole new meaning.

Was that when you had the reduction cause all the girls were complaing you were too big?

docholly · 2009-01-27, 11:48 PM

Gawd I'm so late today I can even use the excuse that it's Tuesday morning Somewhere.. even in Hawaii its afterFarkingNoon.

The person who controls about 50% of my income blew into town over the weekend.. and decided that we should have a drink in every bar in the Wynn and Encore. There are 17 of them. Or at least that is where I lost count. Of course my favorite was the hidden private one that is tucked away in the VIP Tower area. We had dinner reservations at a Tapas bar and were late..it was fabulous..and for those coming to Xbiz in the summer it's only like 8 minutes from the Hardrock OR 4 minutes from the Palazzo. Fabulous food and cheap cheap cheap .. Pics are here.

I'm trying to stay up to watch Scrubs and flipping out to Fringe ... i hope everyone had a Great and tube free day...

Useless · 2009-01-28, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MeatPounder

Was that when you had the reduction cause all the girls were complaing you were too big?

If only!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatal_stenosis
They cut me from the urethra to the base of the head of my penis on the lower side, then stitched it back up.

And no - I do not wear urine soaked diapers.

2009-01-27, 08:41 AM	#1
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I'm free... called the doctor yesterday to find out what time I should come in to get de-tubed today and he asked me if I wanted to do it myself so I did twelve hours early. Celebrating not being connected to anything by taking my fat ass to the gym and then just another mundane day of work planned. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2009-01-27, 11:48 PM	#12
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	Gawd I'm so late today I can even use the excuse that it's Tuesday morning Somewhere.. even in Hawaii its afterFarkingNoon. The person who controls about 50% of my income blew into town over the weekend.. and decided that we should have a drink in every bar in the Wynn and Encore. There are 17 of them. Or at least that is where I lost count. Of course my favorite was the hidden private one that is tucked away in the VIP Tower area. We had dinner reservations at a Tapas bar and were late..it was fabulous..and for those coming to Xbiz in the summer it's only like 8 minutes from the Hardrock OR 4 minutes from the Palazzo. Fabulous food and cheap cheap cheap .. Pics are here. I'm trying to stay up to watch Scrubs and flipping out to Fringe ... i hope everyone had a Great and tube free day... __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

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2009-01-27, 12:04 PM	#5
wachia Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 10	I was here leaving a message for someone so I might as well say hello! So Hi there everyone! I do know a few of you.