Happy First Day of Spring Saturday

[Cleo]

Oddly, dispute being the first day of Spring, I don't see any melting snow outside.

I have this really huge pile of yard trimmings that has to be dragged out to the street for bulk trash pickup. It's days like this that I wished I had kids. I do have three cats but all they want to do is hunt for lizards hiding in the pile.

The Jesus freaks have an anti porn site at www.pornequalsdespair.org so I bought www.pornequalsdespair.com so I could return the favor and save a few from their Jesus cult.

Besides having to move a huge pile of rotting yard trimmings with lizards living in it just a day of trying to make a few bucks off of the horny masses.