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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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A woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more and for the second time attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a southern gentleman who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The gentleman smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly for the third time, I kinda figured we were friends."
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2005-11-22, 10:36 AM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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2005-11-22, 10:39 AM
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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True story: This past weekend a guy walks into my shop and asks me if i have round candles. I show my 12 and 14" pillars..but he says no i want ball candles.. I said.. i don't have balls but the guy in J-31 might. He's across from the guy with the nuts, you can't miss him ..he's got big ones. well my neighbors on both sides were laughing so hard tears were coming and i was still just jabbering away.. until the Bag Lady pointed out that i'd said..i have no balls..  Edit: Phuck i wanted to edit the one BEFORE this.. one.. instead i'm quoting myself..  Last edited by docholly; 2005-11-22 at 10:41 AM.. Reason: just another dumb phat girl.. can't think straight |
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2005-11-22, 12:59 PM
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Solipsists of the world unite
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2005-11-22, 09:56 AM
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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I was thinking about doing a holiday site, it involves a girl and a turkey leg, would that be considered zoo? It would'nt involve a live turkey so I'm not sure
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2005-11-22, 11:10 AM
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2005-11-22, 10:12 AM
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Took the hint.
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No, it's zoo if it was a live, messy after it is cooked... just make sure it has cooled down before use
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2005-11-22, 10:18 AM
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Don't forget the stuffing!
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2005-11-22, 10:28 AM
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I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire...
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2005-11-22, 02:38 PM
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Took the hint.
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Having a plan is one thing, having the ability ot execute it before everyone else catches on and puts a defense in place that makes your plan fail or be neutered is another.
Where there is smoke, there is fire... and where there is fire, there is a fireman. Alex |
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2005-11-23, 12:05 AM
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I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare
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My Dad's friend had a motto - always fight fire with fire. That's why he got kicked out of the fire brigade.
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2005-11-23, 05:19 PM
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Took the hint.
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Jel, I suspect he was really good at those BBQ cookoff things thought.
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2005-11-25, 02:17 AM
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Took the hint.
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... but just a little power... you don't want to get too much.
interesting you are. Alex |
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2005-11-25, 03:02 AM
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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2005-12-03, 02:01 PM
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Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?
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"Russain submitters joined in a conspiracy against honest link sites" :-)
Surfn, do you like tabloids?
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2005-12-03, 02:58 PM
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If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance
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I have no use for tabloids kit. You enjoy your heart out with them
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2005-12-09, 07:41 AM
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2 Yoda.
I've sent you a private message. Read it please and reply.
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2005-12-09, 12:53 PM
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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OK, that's something like "The Godfather III".  Michael Corleone & C send 700 million wire to Vatican Bank to legitimize their business. It seems this trick didn't solved his problem with conscience.But anyway you shouldn't bother. I'm not going to do what are you talking about in your message. I'm from the other side.  Remember "breaking through to the other side"?
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2005-12-12, 11:01 AM
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Yoda, I have no wrothy problems. The comparison is incorrect. ;-)
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2005-12-12, 11:25 AM
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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Because you're not Michael, wire was much more less than 700 millions or because the recipient wasn't Vatican Bank? What's the difference?
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2005-12-12, 12:08 PM
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I can send you a dollar if you allude to send you some money.
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2005-12-12, 12:31 PM
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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Kit, I'm not quite understand what you are talking about. You sent me link to the MX thread where all your partnetrs collected and sent money to yours sick friend.
And what? Does it makes them something different from who they are? Do you really think that if killer send 50% of his payment to Red CRoss, this hot holiday deal makes him holy like Jesus and the rest of his money you can invest in your business? Seems you're Big Boy and have to understand business alphabet.
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2005-12-13, 04:17 AM
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I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES
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Kit, let me say, you are very very strange misterious man.
You get the fuck up half-dead thread, send me PM and want me replying. When I reply you bubble something incomprehensible about somewhat dollar you ready to send me and keep silence. What does it mean? You know, when I checked out your link from PM, I re-read once more interviews with outstanding people investing money in your projects. So I have one question. Your friend/sponsor/investor/partner and just a "good man" Da (the owner of incestcash) in his interview said that he began his WM career on rape-board crutop.nu and was banned from there. Could you please explain, for WHAT your investor was banned from the RAPE board?
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2005-12-13, 08:09 AM
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Your comparison regarding killer who sent part of money to the Red Cross is incorrect. I have no illegal projects.
According the person you also mentioned, ask him, not me, why he was banned somewhere else. Yoda, it looks like you are the former Soviet Union citizen, who emigrated to Israel, Western Europe or USA in hope for better life. Also I see, you have no any worthy projects in adult biz. The only thing you have is hatred to the former compatriots because you subconsciously relate your misfortunes to them. I don't deny the fact of illegal activities of many Eastern Europe webmasters, but I also think you must look into yourself to change your attitude to the life.
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