"TARZAN ENGLISH" - Page 3

RawAlex · 2005-12-14, 11:54 AM

This thread has some dissolute pidor issues and needs less sex actions.

Alex

eman · 2005-12-14, 12:22 PM

"Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts."
http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/char...de_talleyrand/

Yoda · 2005-12-14, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eman

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/char...de_talleyrand/

"I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep."

HarryM · 2005-12-14, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fetish1

LMAO Um perhaps it's time to travel some and test out your theory. If you have never been an English speaking person in France trying to speak their language you don't know what rude is!
(no offense to French people, I don't wanna get the rep of playing the racist card and starting another war!)

I once said merci (thankyou) to a waiter in France, he snapped back at me with "DONT SPEAK FRENCH!"
I wasn't offended, it was pretty funny.

Jim · 2005-12-14, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryMuff

I once said merci (thankyou) to a waiter in France, he snapped back at me with "DONT SPEAK FRENCH!"
I wasn't offended, it was pretty funny.

I was fortunate enough to go to a restaurant in Canada with Canadians and the waiter kept telling Stupid American jokes. I was offended. I ended up calling this waiter in an upscale restaurant a stupid cocksucker.

Jim · 2005-12-14, 12:47 PM

Nope...back then my name that I called people was a cocksmoker. Is there any wonder why I have problems with Canada?

RawAlex · 2005-12-14, 12:56 PM

Yeah, we don't allow smoking indoors anymore as a result.

Alex

ponygirl · 2005-12-14, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by eman

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/char...de_talleyrand/

"I find that nonsense, at times, is singularly refreshing"

ok, that's it...I call phoney

Ponygirl

Surfn · 2005-12-14, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl

"I find that nonsense, at times, is singularly refreshing"

ok, that's it...I call phoney

Ponygirl

I find your Canadianese difficult at times...or is that Canadian geese...

ponygirl · 2005-12-14, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Surfn

I find your Canadianese difficult at times...or is that Canadian geese...

listen, you guys may think we're all mild mannered and bland, what with the snow all the time and having to live in igloos and all...but we're really so wired up on the Timmy Ho's that we're all just ready to |shocking| so I'd watch your butt if I were you, eh?

Ponygirl

RawAlex · 2005-12-14, 01:56 PM

You certainly gotta be Canadian to know what Timmy Ho's are!

Alex

Chop Smith · 2005-12-14, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

You certainly gotta be Canadian to know what Timmy Ho's are!

Alex

Do all of your cops hang out there? Timmy Ho's are donuts shoppes?

ponygirl · 2005-12-14, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Do all of your cops hang out there? Timmy Ho's are donuts shoppes?

if that were the case, I'd live in the safest neighbourhood around - there are NINE of them within 5 minutes of my house

Tim Hortons is THE donut shop - even crispy creme bombed here lol.

Ponygirl

RawAlex · 2005-12-14, 03:09 PM

We have 2 more under construction within a mile or so of my place... it is a total Horny Tim's take over.

Even Dunkin Donuts has run away.

Alex

ponygirl · 2005-12-14, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

We have 2 more under construction within a mile or so of my place... it is a total Horny Tim's take over.

Even Dunkin Donuts has run away.

Alex

last time I visited Montreal was 2 yrs ago and I almost went into total withdrawl....good to hear you're catching up

boy this thread sure took off down the highway, didn't it lol

Ponygirl

RawAlex · 2005-12-14, 03:35 PM

Yes, we are stupid pidors for taking this thread away from it's original intention actions.

We now have more Timmy's than we have hot dog places, I think. Really quite remarkable.

Alex

Surfn · 2005-12-14, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl

listen, you guys may think we're all mild mannered and bland, what with the snow all the time and having to live in igloos and all...but we're really so wired up on the Timmy Ho's that we're all just ready to |shocking| so I'd watch your butt if I were you, eh?

Ponygirl

I'd like a double double with a box of Timkins to go

swedguy · 2005-12-14, 04:22 PM

EXPENSIVE SIRS:

4 exactly I want to thank each for amusing threads. This board must make threads of the tool of upper part. You will marry Christmas, also, happy New Year.

gobgook2 · 2005-12-14, 05:52 PM

That was my favorite part of Canada. Timmy's on every corner. The McDonald's up there are like mini-ghost towns. I try to get up there often enough to bring back some coffee and keep my TH mojo goin' LOL

Jim - I too encountered some of that Anti-American humour (note spelling) whilst visiting friends in Simcoe Ontario. I will forever be known there as the "Stupid Yankee" haha I took it as a compliment... which probably just solidified the nickname further...

Yahook · 2005-12-15, 10:02 AM

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I once said merci (thankyou) to a waiter in France, he snapped back at me with "DONT SPEAK FRENCH!"
I wasn't offended, it was pretty funny.

I would say this is an exclusion. Usually the French don't speak english.

fetish1 · 2005-12-15, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Yahook

I would say this is an exclusion. Usually the French don't speak english.

Um perhaps you and Tally need to travel together! Children in France are being taught a second language before they are in high school and many if not most of them choose English.

Yahook · 2005-12-15, 11:45 AM

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Um perhaps you and Tally need to travel together! Children in France are being taught a second language before they are in high school and many if not most of them choose English.

Actually we are talking about different things. Lots of them know english but they don't want to use it. Even if your french is not too good - the most part of them will be tolerant with you.

They take care of their traditions too much. But only few of them (those who have very low intelligence) are big racists.

stuveltje · 2005-12-15, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahook

I would say this is an exclusion. Usually the French don't speak english.

I have to agree with yahook on this, the frenche are realy refusing to speak an other language then in their own language, even they know how to speak english.

a big part of france is that way.

Greenguy · 2005-12-15, 01:12 PM

Fucking Racist French Cock Smokers!

stuveltje · 2005-12-15, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Fucking Racist French Cock Smokers!

haahahahahhahaha ahumm and i have to agree on that one too

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2005-12-14, 11:54 AM	#51
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	This thread has some dissolute pidor issues and needs less sex actions. Alex

2005-12-14, 12:22 PM	#52
eman Solipsists of the world unite Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: xxx axis Posts: 639	"Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts." http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/char...de_talleyrand/

2005-12-14, 12:47 PM	#56
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Nope...back then my name that I called people was a cocksmoker. Is there any wonder why I have problems with Canada?

2005-12-14, 12:56 PM	#57
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Yeah, we don't allow smoking indoors anymore as a result. Alex

2005-12-14, 01:56 PM	#61
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	You certainly gotta be Canadian to know what Timmy Ho's are! Alex

2005-12-14, 03:09 PM	#64
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	We have 2 more under construction within a mile or so of my place... it is a total Horny Tim's take over. Even Dunkin Donuts has run away. Alex

2005-12-14, 03:35 PM	#66
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Yes, we are stupid pidors for taking this thread away from it's original intention actions. We now have more Timmy's than we have hot dog places, I think. Really quite remarkable. Alex

2005-12-14, 04:22 PM	#68
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	EXPENSIVE SIRS: 4 exactly I want to thank each for amusing threads. This board must make threads of the tool of upper part. You will marry Christmas, also, happy New Year.

2005-12-14, 05:52 PM	#69
gobgook2 Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 62	That was my favorite part of Canada. Timmy's on every corner. The McDonald's up there are like mini-ghost towns. I try to get up there often enough to bring back some coffee and keep my TH mojo goin' LOL Jim - I too encountered some of that Anti-American humour (note spelling) whilst visiting friends in Simcoe Ontario. I will forever be known there as the "Stupid Yankee" haha I took it as a compliment... which probably just solidified the nickname further...