Good Morning...I hate not being able to sleep :)

[Cleo]

This is pretty funny to read.
Darth Vader has launched his very own blog: The Darth Side: Memoirs of A Monster

The problem is solved now, however. I crushed his trachea with my mind, and promoted Piett to command the fleet. I have transmitted to following note to Ozzel's kin:

Dear House of Ozzel,

I regret to inform you that your son has been killed in the line of duty.

He was an incompetent, yammering boob and he will be missed by none. I have allowed the men to pillage his personal belongings, which is why we have enclosed nothing but the sole remaining item: a torn advertisements page from a magazine of midget pornography. May it shock and disturb you, and may you think of it always when you remember your dearly departed son, the ninny.

Know also that his limitations as a sub-par military professional caused the deaths of many of the Emperor's loyal soldiers, whose funeral expenses will appear on your next tax assessment.

Sincerely,
D. Vader

Too harsh? I call them as I see them.

[Ramster]

Ok I'd be looking at the premium package then.
http://www.vonage.ca/products_premium.php

It says MAKE calls. Is there a limit or charges for RECEIVING calls? I guess I'll have to give them a call to find out. If all is good I'm ordering it tomorrow.

[cd34]

I'm pretty sure incoming calls go against your minutes. With an unlimited plan, you don't have that problem. Then you'll want that NYC virtual number which is another $5/month or so, and you would be set.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Perhaps a third party counter would be a better solution.

Actually, AWStats was processing 15 times what it's max is listed on their site, thus the problem. New stats program is in place that takes a grand total of 5 minutes to run, so all I need to do is tweak it a bit so it shows me as much info as possible & then I'll be a happy camper

OHHHHHH - don't read this part if you don't want to know who got fired on The Apprentice

Get this shit - I watch numb-nuts talk for an hour & CBS seems to have cut him off right at 8:55 - 2 minutes of wrap up from a very old anchor man, 3 minutes of commercials & Survivor starts. Great - I'm thinking that NBC is probably doing the same thing & The Apprentice will start at 10. I turn off Survivor at 9:55 & turn on NBC & what do I see? Alex being driven away in the Yahoo taxi cab Seems they decided to not air Joey or Will & Grace & went right into The Apprentice at 9 PM - so now I know who got fired & will watch the show on CNBC tomorrow with a very lackluster ending

I am in a foul fucking mood!