What a fucking tool...

[spazlabz]

You know, i am looking for a toy store to add to our growing list of sites, I wonder how well this guy's......
nah, I better not, he will probably call me a yank and a tool since he abhores the American dollar so much

BTW...I know that Br.B is nothing to this guy, but there were 4 sites that burned an indelible impression in my brain back when i first came on line and searched for pictures of naked girls;
The Hun
Link-O-Rama
Richards-Realm
Dr.B
those were my very first stops on line each and every day so I am a bit offended by this guys implication that Dr.B is anything less then a legend.


spaz

[jenni]

I haven't laughed this much in a long time

[Greenguy]

communicate - you're a skip.

[spazlabz]

Wow, I know I must be alone in this but the way this guy is so desperate for attention it kind of reminds me of just about every video I have seen on just about any good teen site.

Those girls, staring plaintively into the camera, willing to do ANYTHING for someone to just glance at them...


Yeah communicate... you could be a star. Just open your mouth and close your eyes beybe


spaz

[communicate]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

Wow, I know I must be alone in this but the way this guy is so desperate for attention it kind of reminds me of just about every video I have seen on just about any good teen site.

Those girls, staring plaintively into the camera, willing to do ANYTHING for someone to just glance at them...


Yeah communicate... you could be a star. Just open your mouth and close your eyes beybe


spaz

sorry, i think you have me confused with your mother.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by communicate

... I played rugby league for 8 years.....

You couldn't get a kick in a stampede.

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Greenie

You couldn't get a kick in a stampede.

Umm.... i don't know how much you think you know about rugby league, but seriously, there isn't much kicking.... i think maybe you need to download some footage. gridiron players won't play the game cos we don't wear padding.... it's brutal but fun as fuck .

if i can get a visa for my new neanderthal wife, i'll take her to a game.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by communicate

sorry, i think you have me confused with your mother.

no no dearest, I am talking directly to you. God it is hot how you are so into attention. you would be such a slut for the camera. I've shot content, i have an eye for this. I don't even think you would require a 6 pack and a porn playing for your ankles to be in the air.

I am sure someone here knows a content producer down under who would be happy to fit your 118kg frame into his next bears video. and you... oh yeah, you're a raging bottom if ever i saw one. Someones gonna make you squeal

spaz

[communicate]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

no no dearest, I am talking directly to you. God it is hot how you are so into attention. you would be such a slut for the camera. I've shot content, i have an eye for this. I don't even think you would require a 6 pack and a porn playing for your ankles to be in the air.

I am sure someone here knows a content producer down under who would be happy to fit your 118kg frame into his next bears video. and you... oh yeah, you're a raging bottom if ever i saw one. Someones gonna make you squeal

spaz

Thank you for your very kind offer, but my understanding is that unlike Australia, most americans are HIV+, so I wouldn't want to take the risk. plus, i don't root for the bears, i root for the Brisbane Broncos...

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by communicate

Thank you for your very kind offer, but my understanding is that unlike Australia, most americans are HIV+, so I wouldn't want to take the risk. plus, i don't root for the bears, i root for the Brisbane Broncos...

No worries mate, I said an australian content producer, so you will be pleased to know you can raw dog it till your hearts content, well BE raw dogged.

we'll hook you up tomorrow girlfriend, i'm going to bed.

The Brisbane Broncos... ohhh, you sent shivers down my spine, did ya root the WHOLE TEAM??

naughty boy


spaz

[oldbrad]

solicit - make a solicitation or petition for something desired

sounds like what ya did.

And i haven't fucked a giraffe since highschool when i, uh, experimented.

[communicate]

Originally Posted by oldbrad

solicit - make a solicitation or petition for something desired

sounds like what ya did.

And i haven't fucked a giraffe since highschool when i, uh, experimented.

no, you are wrong... just plain fucking wrong... why can't you fucking idiots understand that when a business goes to another business to try and buy something from them which they sell, IT IS NOT CAUSE FOR A FUCKING PROBLEM!

FUCK ME DEAD, ARE YOU PEOPLE JUST GETTING THICKER AND THICKER?

[oldbrad]

Originally Posted by communicate

FUCK ME DEAD, ARE YOU PEOPLE JUST GETTING THICKER AND THICKER?

Hmmm. I think thats tomorrow during your content shoot big bear. Something will get thicker and thicker for ya, then maybe fuck you unconscious, but never dead. Grrr.

[communicate]

Originally Posted by oldbrad

Hmmm. I think thats tomorrow during your content shoot big bear. Something will get thicker and thicker for ya, then maybe fuck you unconscious, but never dead. Grrr.

okay, ummm......... i was pretending... but you..... hmmmm.... i should tell you i am not that way inclined... you just seem to be getting a little too frisky for my liking

[Jel]

10 is good for me

[SheepGuy]

Fuck, who brought Sheep into this ????
And rugby for that matter Rugby is a damn fine brutal sport like hockey, that I used to play when I needed to get my rage out or cure my hangover, or both.
You might be able to tell from my avatar that I wasn't a winger, I ran those fuckers over, and 118 kilos just means you're too fat to move away from your puter.
But fuck? What's with the sheep?

[communicate]

Originally Posted by SheepGuy

Fuck, who brought Sheep into this ????
And rugby for that matter Rugby is a damn fine brutal sport like hockey, that I used to play when I needed to get my rage out or cure my hangover, or both.
You might be able to tell from my avatar that I wasn't a winger, I ran those fuckers over, and 118 kilos just means you're too fat to move away from your puter.
But fuck? What's with the sheep?

huh? where in the fucking world is 118kg too fat when you play rugby league? you must be thinking of that other fairy sport, rugby union. 118kg in rugby union is fat... you can't GET fat playing league... it's the running game, doofus.

118 kg is ideal at 6"4

(not so great if you are only 4"10 but.....)

sheep? who mentioned sheep? what sheep?

anyway, like i said, that was in the last season... now i weigh less but with more fat.... ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MY BODY FOR? YOUR THE ONE EXPOSING YOUR FAT DATE!

[Dr Bizzaro]

What is this GFY?
Not only are we entertaining this foolish nonsense but we’re stooping to this moron’s level of name calling?

I called this guy out on the boards because he was an immature asshole when I was nothing but cordial.
He and I both know that I never lied or altered the email at all. That is a fact. (Justin, it doesn’t matter how many times you say it, no one here is going to believe you.)
He’s obviously embarrassed because he over reacted in his initial response to me, made a fool of himself by coming here and on top of it all makes it painfully clear that he’s lying.

His only defense at this point is to act like a child, throw his hissy-fit and call people names. Most of which are Australian slang, which we have to look up in the Urban Dictionary.
(Like we’d take any offence to them anyway.)

Plus, if he has this much time to waste coming to the boards to call people names, (In all caps, no less) we know that he does not have a lot of work to do.

Why are we wasting this much time with this?

[Dr Bizzaro]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

Why are we wasting this much time with this?

I mean other than the entertainment value for Useless. But now even HE is getting bored.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

...Most of which are Australian slang, which we have to look up in the Urban Dictionary...

I'm using a book titled "Great Aussie Slang"

This guy is a ningnong that's off his kadoova. I hope all his chooks turn into emus and knock his dunny door down!

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

Why are we wasting this much time with this?

I'm doing some very repetitive manual entry work that has to be done by hand and it gets a little tedious. This idiot provided me with a bit of laughter which I needed last night There's nothing he could do to anger me in any way possible but if he's going to let us laugh at him then it's a fun thread

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

What is this GFY?
Not only are we entertaining this foolish nonsense but we’re stooping to this moron’s level of name calling?

I called this guy out on the boards because he was an immature asshole when I was nothing but cordial.
He and I both know that I lied and altered the email. That is a fact. (Justin, it doesn’t matter how many times you say it, no one here is going to believe you.)
He’s obviously embarrassed because he over reacted in his initial response to me, made a fool of himself by coming here and on top of it all makes it painfully clear that I'm lying.

His only defense at this point is to act like a child, throw his hissy-fit and call people names. Most of which are Australian slang, which we have to look up in the Urban Dictionary.
(Like we’d take any offence to them anyway.)

Plus, if he has this much time to waste coming to the boards to call people names, (In all caps, no less) we know that he does not have a lot of work to do, blah blah blah

Why are we wasting this much time with this?

I don't know... because what it all comes down to is this:

1. i think you were fucking rude to me
2. you think i was rude to you
3. you couldn't leave well-enough alone and you had to post it here
4. i couldn't leave well-enough alone and i had to have my say
5. other fuckwits in this forum had to have THEIR opinions
6. and this is how we start wars...

So, let me end this by saying:

1. Americans are arrogant cunts who think the world revolves around their fat fucking asses
2. Australians are beer drinking, swearing bastards who don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks
3. Canadians got fucked over by the English and think they should be here in Australia rather than in arctic fucking conditions
4. People who live their lives in forums are just plain fucked in the head with no fucking friends and small cocks.
5. god hates homos... but doesn't mind tabouille

end of discussion *** thread closed

[Jim]

I read this when you first posted it, Doctor. For some reason, I decided to read the whole thing this morning. That is about 45 mins I won't get back.

[Thumbler]

REAL men play Union

[babymaker]

holy crap a long thread i didn't read most of it, but was funny been along time since i saw UW go after someone