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Old 2005-05-19, 08:17 AM   #1
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I hate these contest.
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Old 2005-05-23, 12:04 PM   #2
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'A high quality forum for all grades of webmaster, from the largest to the complete beginner, giving opportunities to network, profit, socialise, learn and above all, have fun. All this is achieved in a uniquely relaxed atmosphere which can best be described as a mixture of a Wall Street Bank and a Marx Brothers film. An absolute must for any adult webmaster.'

That's it. I was trying to think of a joke but I think you've used them all!
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Old 2005-05-19, 08:39 AM   #3
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larger than 120x60 pixels . what is problem my sig is small ARS
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Old 2005-05-19, 09:17 AM   #4
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plugin - I think you fucked up the coding - you had a lot of coding text showing.
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Old 2005-05-19, 10:00 AM   #5
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Players from all aspects of the game gather at Greenguy & Jim's to conduct business, create alliances, and learn from the industry's true survivors. All challenges, from getting listed to blogging, from free site building to search engine strategy, can be won with the helpful advice from the pros. The consumption of pig testes is completely optional.
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Old 2005-05-19, 10:10 AM   #6
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The consumption of pig testes is completely optional.
optional? you bastards never told me that!!!
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Old 2005-05-19, 02:49 PM   #7
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Old 2005-05-20, 02:36 AM   #8
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Here is less of a description, and more of my own personal opinion.

Overall, GG&J is a good board. It seems to move a little slow at times, and is slightly over moderated, but I think it just seems that way to me because I am used to GFY.

I mainly visit this board because this is the only place Greenguy posts. Also, this board has a great community of link list owners
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Old 2005-05-20, 07:41 AM   #9
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I truly expect a lot of creativity over the weekend - post when your drunk if you feel the urge
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Old 2005-05-20, 08:19 AM   #10
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I would say it's greeeeen
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Old 2005-05-20, 02:22 PM   #11
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plugin - I think you fucked up the coding - you had a lot of coding text showing.
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Old 2005-05-20, 04:04 PM   #12
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plugin - I did glance at your sig file after the bot caught it, but don't get upset with me because you didn't put the proper code in there.
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Old 2005-05-21, 08:19 AM   #13
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Ok I'm kinda drunk now, let's see what I can come with..

Greenguy & Jim: Sounds better than Wilbur & Tim

ok, lame
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Old 2005-05-21, 08:49 AM   #14
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Greenguy & Jim: Sounds better than Wilbur & Tim
I'm thinking maybe we should stop the contest, declare Fonz the winner & send him $100 worth of Cheeto's
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Old 2005-05-22, 02:06 AM   #15
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Old 2005-05-22, 06:42 AM   #16
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Old 2005-05-22, 08:15 AM   #17
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GG&J - What else do you need?
GG&J - You won't need anything else!
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Talking my two cents...

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Old 2005-05-22, 10:44 AM   #19
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2 more days of this jackassery & then we can start to vote
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Old 2005-05-22, 11:34 AM   #21
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1 - Kick ass place to learn the bizz in a professional manner.

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Old 2005-05-22, 11:36 AM   #22
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It took a week & $100 to come up with a good description and all we got was some fucktard whining about his sig.
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I'm one, but who's the other guy?
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