"TARZAN ENGLISH" - Page 6

plateman · 2005-12-17, 12:21 AM

Well the answer to that is simple - picture your avatar which is tallyrand jacking his cock off, if you dont know or understand that, how are you gonna sell porn... as that's a common thing amoung porn surfers...

Chop Smith · 2005-12-17, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

HOWEVER, I want to know what is a Tallywhacker.
Somebody can help me about it?

I was just joking about you name. Tallywhacker is colloquialism for a penis.

Quote:

tallywhacker is a freelance pastor in the church of our lady of the poisoned chalice
tallywhacker is nothing more than a heavy
tallywhacker is nothing you'd want to show off to the neighbors
tallywhacker is an awfully funny phrase
tallywhacker is a cruel mistress
tallywhacker is a rock hard storm trooper with a purple helmet
tallywhacker is a rock hard storm trooper with a purple helmet made for crushin pink cookies
tallywhacker is off the charts
tallywhacker is 100% pure man meat but it only likes the ladies see and doesn't like other cocks you see he likes the stinky love hole so please guys don't
tallywhacker is so friggin' tiny
tallywhacker is bigger

plateman · 2005-12-17, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish

Hi GG
I think you should go back over your posts and see who is anti Russian.
Your satatement:
You do not like RUSSIAN walpaper,
In Intellible language.
Anything else?

ok yafool just because someone doesnt like russian wall paper doesnt mean they are anti-russian or racist

MadMax · 2005-12-17, 12:26 AM

Yet another thread makes it to "surreal"

Talleyrand · 2005-12-17, 12:35 AM

Had finished the cool war or had only changed it face?

Talleyrand

Halfdeck · 2005-12-17, 12:47 AM

Dear Sir/Madam,

A few fixes to speed up the improvement of your English skillz ... assuming you're not mangling your posts on purpose:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talleyrand

Hi Chop.

I chose this nick because (Charles Maurice de) Talleyrand (1754-1838) was one of the most great diplomat of Europe. His biography is very interesting. My avatar is a picture of Talleyrand.

HOWEVER, I want to know what is a Tallywhacker.
Somebody can help me about it? TYA

Talleyrand

- Talleyrand was one of the most great diplomat of Europe -> Tallyrand was one of the greatest diplomats in European history
- HOWEVER, I want to know what is a Tallywhacker -> However, I'd like to know ... What the fuck is a Tallywhacker?
- Somebody can help me about it? -> Would someone care to enlighten me?
- TYA -> Thank you in advance you mighty webmasters rulers of the pornslinging universe.

MrYum · 2005-12-17, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish

A bit of a plonka

What...is there a stagnant pool of dumbass somewhere in the forums and these fuckers are breeding like mosquitoes???

Aw fuck it...I was going to explain AGAIN that no one here is being racist, but it obviously does no good. These guys hear what they WANT to hear

Talleyrand · 2005-12-17, 01:15 AM

Dear Sir/Madam,
A few fixes to speed up the improvement of your English skillz ...

Thanks Halfdeck, I will try.

Please, would you remember that I am a MAN of 45 years old? TYA

Talleyrand

Greenguy · 2005-12-17, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish

Hi GG
I think you should go back over your posts and see who is anti Russian.
Your satatement:
You do not like RUSSIAN walpaper,
In Intellible language.
Anything else?

It's not just Russian wallpaper that I hate (even though I don't think that qualifies me as a racist) I hate most wallpaper. Fuck - I hate the wallpaper in my bedroom. I guess I'm a racist against myself

And you are 100% correct that I don't understand Intellible Language as I've always said, I'm not a tech guy

Useless · 2005-12-17, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I guess I'm a racist against myself

It's not a problem until your wife complains about you burning crosses on your front lawn.

Surfn · 2005-12-17, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

It's not a problem until your wife complains about you burning crosses on your front lawn.

Those are difficult to stomp out in bare feet.|badidea|

Yahook · 2005-12-17, 10:16 AM

Quote:

ok yafool just because someone doesnt like russian wall paper doesnt mean they are anti-russian or racist

Plateman, I have only one account on this board

Surfn · 2005-12-17, 10:59 AM

Talleyrand if you are serious about leaning this business as an honest webmaster then http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=27135 is the place to learn site building, submitting to link lists, and getting traffic from the best in this business.

It begins in 4 hours.

Yahook · 2005-12-17, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Talleyrand if you are serious about leaning this business as an honest webmaster then http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=27135 is the place to learn site building, submitting to link lists, and getting traffic from the best in this business.

It begins in 4 hours.

My congrads Surfn, this your first good post

Chop Smith · 2005-12-17, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahook

My congrads Surfn, this your first good post

Surfn has 6,726 bad post and 1 good one. Way to go Surfn.

3,274 more bad ones and you will win a prize.

Yahook · 2005-12-17, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Surfn has 6,726 bad post and 1 good one. Way to go Surfn.

Probably he has more good ones

But this is the 1 good one I see

Chop Smith · 2005-12-17, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahook

Probably he has more good ones

But this is the 1 good one I see

Well Good! Say what you mean.

My cock is waiting for cocksuckers.

Yahook · 2005-12-17, 07:01 PM

I don't mean anything bad

Quote:

My cock is waiting for cocksuskers

Chop Smith · 2005-12-17, 08:24 PM

Score one for Yahook for changing his signature

Yahook · 2005-12-17, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Score one for Yahook for changing his signature

Thank You my best friend

It's a temporary measure

Score one for you too for not using word "cocksucker" in your message

Yoda · 2005-12-18, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahook

It's a temporary measure

Hope 2 books and 1 CD of English Lessons you have bought will help you

2005-12-17, 12:21 AM	#126
plateman What can I do - I was born this way LOL Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ohio Posts: 3,086	Well the answer to that is simple - picture your avatar which is tallyrand jacking his cock off, if you dont know or understand that, how are you gonna sell porn... as that's a common thing amoung porn surfers... __________________ Submit to: Porn O Plenty XXX Links Reality Here

2005-12-17, 10:59 AM	#138
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	Talleyrand if you are serious about leaning this business as an honest webmaster then http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=27135 is the place to learn site building, submitting to link lists, and getting traffic from the best in this business. It begins in 4 hours. __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-12-17, 08:24 PM	#144
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2005-12-17, 12:26 AM	#129
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Yet another thread makes it to "surreal"

2005-12-17, 12:35 AM	#130
Talleyrand Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 200	Had finished the cool war or had only changed it face? Talleyrand

2005-12-17, 01:15 AM	#133
Talleyrand Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 200	Dear Sir/Madam, A few fixes to speed up the improvement of your English skillz ... Thanks Halfdeck, I will try. Please, would you remember that I am a MAN of 45 years old? TYA Talleyrand