Talentless but well motivated...

[Boldylicious]

I didn’t realize how hard is to write a good sales text/gallery story until now.
I’m dead stock at this point and I really don’t want to copy someone else job or use sponsor provided text.
Is there any tutorial about adult writing? Or at least some hints or guidelines to improve the effectiveness of my text (sort of do and don’t of this art)?

Thanks

[Rocco]

my advice: read read read - so you will get an idea how others make it, think there isn't a tutorial about it that will help you much

and btw: talentless but well motivated is much better then talented and not motivated ....good luck!

[Roby]

Right better read a lot.

[Bill]

Here's a good tip. Plan your "headline" so that it condenses your whole sales pitch into 3 to 6 words of focused meaning. For instance, instead of saying "Talentless but Well Motivated", say something like "Text Woes Plague Talentless but Motivated Webmaster".

Okay, that's seven words... ;-}

Ha ha ha, dude, sorry to yank your chain, website copy writing is actually a very interesting subject, about which surprisingly little has been written.

And one of the common things you will see written about it is start with a punchy, content and emotion rich headline that promises benefits or suggests an interesting story.

[Useless]

Just say cock and pussy a lot. Buttplug is good too.

[Cleo]

Best thing to do is go experience what you are trying to sell so that you can write from experience.

Drive over the the sleazy part of town, bring lots of cash and condoms…

[Fonz]

Just imagine you're standing in front of a surfer and you try to get him to click your textlink. Write down the exact same words you would say to him in real life.

At least that's what I've been told... once... long time ago... I think...

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Fonz

Just imagine you're standing in front of a surfer and you try to get him to click your textlink. Write down the exact same words you would say to him in real life.

CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK YOU NO-GOOD CHEAP COCKSUCKER!

AND PULL YOUR PANTS UP DIPSHIT! WHAT IF YOUR WIFE WALKS IN HERE AND SEES YOU JERKING OFF ON A WELL-HUNG TRANNY

[Rocco]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK YOU NO-GOOD CHEAP COCKSUCKER!

AND PULL YOUR PANTS UP DIPSHIT! WHAT IF YOUR WIFE WALKS IN HERE AND SEES YOU JERKING OFF ON A WELL-HUNG TRANNY

exactly!!!

[Boldylicious]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK YOU NO-GOOD CHEAP COCKSUCKER!

AND PULL YOUR PANTS UP DIPSHIT! WHAT IF YOUR WIFE WALKS IN HERE AND SEES YOU JERKING OFF ON A WELL-HUNG TRANNY

LOL ...


Well I think I got it:

Read, read, and read.
Emotion rich text & suggest
Talk to the surfer “like in real life”
Cock + pussy + butt plug = $$ sale

And if all this doesn’t work, go experience the stuff yourself

Thanks for the tips guys , I'll start to work on it right now.

[Thumbler]

I learned this principal about 25 years ago and it's still as valid today - AIDA - which is:

Attention
Interest
Desire
Action

It's used in direct response copywriting which is really what web copy is.

Basically, your copy has to grab their attention, make them interested, then make them want whatever it is your selling, and then take action - usually that's to click on the link and take their hand off their dick and take out a credit card