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2005-04-22, 05:50 AM
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Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
Kids...
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
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2005-04-22, 07:25 AM
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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hhahahah lol i lett my son of 8 signed an contract that he will leave the house with the age of 18
 he was angry on me and said i will leave this house when i am 18, so i didnt want to lett that chanse go before he change his mind and lett him signed an contract, still funny to see that he trying to find that piece of paper everyday , because he did changed his mind, i am sucha evil mom na kids are an pain in the ass but i cant do without my 2 kids, but then now i know what my mom ment with the words "you will understand when you have kids of your own" damn why are parents always right? |
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2005-04-22, 09:14 AM
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Life is good
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2005-04-22, 09:25 AM
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www . *** *** . com
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LOL
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2005-04-22, 09:28 AM
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on vacation
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2005-04-22, 01:19 PM
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You can't disprove anything with evidence that doesn't exist
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NW Minnesota - pop 865 +/- 1
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That was good!
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2005-04-22, 02:47 PM
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Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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as the saying goes - it's funny 'cause it's true
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