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Old 2005-04-29, 12:23 PM   #1
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Wife Swapping

I don't want your wife and you can't have mine, but here's a friday funny you...

Two couples had gone away for the week-end. The two guys, Jack and Bill, have decided to try to persuade their wives to have a bit of partner swapping for the night.....

The guys have agreed that if they can pull off the wife swap, when they sit around the breakfast table the following morning, they will tap their teaspoon on the side of their coffee mug the number of times that they did it with each other's wives.Clever enough!

After several drinks that night they succeed! Jack knows it's that time of the month for his wife and the thought of Bill not knowing this makes him smile.

The next morning they are all at the breakfast table, slightly hungover and quite uncomfortable, when Jack proudly taps his teaspoon 3 times against his coffee mug.

After a brief moment of thinking, Bill takes his teaspoon and taps it once on the strawberry jam and 3 times on the nutella.
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Old 2005-04-29, 12:33 PM   #2
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I don't want your wife and you can't have mine, but...
You lost me at "you can't have mine" .

I thought we were about to become very close friends when I read the title.
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Old 2005-04-29, 12:54 PM   #3
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yeah dammit I was hoping for some pics too
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Old 2005-04-29, 12:56 PM   #4
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Nobody would want mine - lol!
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Old 2005-04-29, 01:34 PM   #5
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You lost me at "you can't have mine" .

I thought we were about to become very close friends when I read the title.
hahahahahah me choking, lol you postings are great to read UW
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Old 2005-04-29, 02:08 PM   #6
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As it happens I'm no longer married, so i have no wife to swap! You are more then welcome to my ex-wife.. as for pics you can them at angiexxx.com:-)

For those of you who know Anne (the one who loves greenguy, it' because of her lending me her car during the 2001 Internext in Vegas that I got married, damn her lol)
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Old 2005-04-29, 02:25 PM   #7
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Very funny KennyB!

BTW, UW, you rock as usual.
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Old 2005-04-29, 09:23 PM   #8
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As it happens I'm no longer married, so i have no wife to swap! You are more then welcome to my ex-wife.. as for pics you can them at angiexxx.com:-)

For those of you who know Anne (the one who loves greenguy, it' because of her lending me her car during the 2001 Internext in Vegas that I got married, damn her lol)
Well, you know what they say. What happens in Vegas - gets resolved in divorce court.
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Old 2005-04-30, 01:00 AM   #9
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Old 2005-04-30, 02:26 AM   #10
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That was pretty funny after I looked up what the hell nutella was.

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