"TARZAN ENGLISH"

[Useless]

I'm just amused my the fact that so many people don't understand that "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.

Tallyrand - shut the fuck up.

Yahook - go the fuck away.

Me Tarzan. You Cocksucker.

[Talleyrand]

Hi chabon.

I'm just amused my the fact that so many people don't understand that "chabon dejate de jorobar" is a term of endearment.

Useless cocksucker: dejate de jorobar
Other cocksucker: dejense de jorobar tambien.

Now, go to the dictionary and tell me if is it easy to translate literally what I told you above. You will watch that there is not bad words in it.
To understand a coloquial language is not so easy chabon.

Hasta la vista chabon.

Talleryrand

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm just amused my the fact that so many people don't understand that "cocksucker" is a term of endearment.

Tallyrand - shut the fuck up.

Yahook - go the fuck away.

Me Tarzan. You Cocksucker.

[Useless]

Dingleberry, I wouldn't waste my time attempting to translate anything written in a foreign tongue. You just aren't worth the aggravation. It takes a lot to insult me, btw.

[rscott]

Copied from an Asian Message board:

"hon, what is a cocksucker?"
"In America, we call a titi a cock."
"oh."
"Remember what you do to my titi?"
"I suck on it."
"Yes, so that makes you a 'what' "?
"I am a cocksucker?"

[Greenguy]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim

[Talleyrand]

Originally Posted by Greenguy

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim

HI.

First, I am a man of 45 years old.

Second:
Some minutes ago I post a message in another section of this board and you understand it very well and replied to me without trouble.

I am not the only person here that had not born in USA, and I am not the only person here whose english is not good.

Did you want that I will tell to everyone here: "You have reason. You are very pretty and very clever. You are the best of the best."
May be in that way everyone will love me.

I think that the real problem with me is not my grasp of english.
Reading the posts in this thread that had not reply to me (Not all the posts was for me) I watched the real problem again.

Talleyrand

(When I started this reply your post was the last)

[madenglish]

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

[Surfn]

How can a Green Guy be a racist?

[fetish1]

Originally Posted by Surfn

How can a Green Guy be a racist?

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by madenglish

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

if gg would be a racist, then he would have kicked my ass too , i am dutch and i dont write good english even not after 4 years, but i do try to post better english, lol with help from others i still ask people for certain word translation i realy dont know, i ask people when i make a linksite or have to use alot of text if they will check the spelling for me, i try to make it better, only late eve after 15 hours of network i am just tired and then i dont care then me the chinese dutch english lady

[fetish1]

Originally Posted by madenglish

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

So what non-english speaking poster (or should that be poser?) sent you to sign up and throw in your 1/2 cent?

[Surfn]

I hold the title of angry racist and won't give it up with a damn fight!!!

[MrYum]

Originally Posted by madenglish

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

Ah, another dipshit heard from!

Nah, Greenie's not a racist...far from it, but he IS a fucktardist

[Halfdeck]

This board gets "good and gooder" every day.

[SI]

A little bit stupid funny tale, but it seems suitable to me:

-There're two things i realy hate in the world!
-What sort of things?
-Racism and blacks.

I didn't mean to insult anyone. Just story...

[Yoda]

Where is racism? Who is racist?

Youve been told just about low language skills. Try to open offline shop in French, for example, or in Greece or wherever you want without knowlage of native language. What do you think about possible turnover in this case? Why do you think that online biz is different? I don't remember exactly but it seems SpaCash is trying to promote their sites in russian.

What do you think about these hot russian texts?

Be carefull, your opinion easy can be treated as racist's

[Jim]

Part of Non English speaking Newbie education that wants to work in the English speaking world should be a class in English. You will not only not get listed because of poor English skills but if you do get listed, you will not make a sale.

[Yoda]

Originally Posted by Jim

Part of Non English speaking Newbie education that wants to work in the English speaking world should be a class in English. You will not only not get listed because of poor English skills but if you do get listed, you will not make a sale.

I just think of how did Japaneese cut off a huge part of american's auto market not so long time ago?

Sure, you can hire english-speaking copywriter but it sould be mother tongue man, not these lame asses who think that the bulshit they are trying to sell is proper English.

[Useless]

Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all. I don't care how well or poorly spoken you are on the board. (I enjoy the entertainment value of it all.) I don't judge board members based on their English skills. I judge them on their attitude. English is the single most difficult language to learn. Frankly, I'm amazed at how well so many people from non-English speaking nations speak this language. But I realize that people who have never endeavored to learn another language won't respect it the same way I do.

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all. I don't care how well or poorly spoken you are on the board. (I enjoy the entertainment value of it all.) I don't judge board members based on their English skills. I judge them on their attitude. English is the single most difficult language to learn. Frankly, I'm amazed at how well so many people from non-English speaking nations speak this language. But I realize that people who have never endeavored to learn another language won't respect it the same way I do.

UW thats a very honest post, and yes i have to agree with you, the way how i write english still can and will confuse alot of people, only the ones who know me for some years already, know what i say ( not always) , yes its important to tell in a clear way what you mean, i have to agree, when i readed some of tallys and yahooks post i was even confused and i am used to write and read chinese english, i also know what others have bin thru with my bad writing, if you wanna do bizz you have to try to learn the language you deal with, with or without other peoples help. Good sites have good english text which makes you sell the sponsor, well thats all i can say now................and further i dont care i will have an holiday within 2 days

[MrYum]

My biggest issue with the non english speaking webmasters is when the text is so bad, it makes their links blind...which happens a LOT.

Beyond that, I really could care less where a webmaster lives. Hell, some of my best friends in the biz are from other countries. They do speak understandable english, but sheesh...those accents

I DO have a major problem when cocksuckers come to these forums and refuse to listen to why they were rejected. Or, worse yet...try to get ll owners to change well established rules to fit their needs.

I won't even get started on that dipshit Yafool and his escapades

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all...

You know, I alter the descriptions to make them understandable. If the sales text is a bunch of babble, fuck it, I don't care as long as it isn't blind. They don't want to make a sale, who am I to care.

What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...

Originally Posted by ponygirl

just wait...at 500 posts they send you their nudie pics

Then I will never exceed 499 posts!

[stuveltje]

Originally Posted by Preacher

You know, I alter the descriptions to make them understandable. If the sales text is a bunch of babble, fuck it, I don't care as long as it isn't blind. They don't want to make a sale, who am I to care.

What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...


Then I will never exceed 499 posts!

mmm didnt i see alot on this board and on other boards: your linksite , your rules....who cares what rules a linksite has? read the rules, dont like them dont submit! easy choise, some will submit to yahooks linksite others dont, their choise, i wont have sleepless nights because of that, not my thing, not my site, i dont have to submit there, so who fucking cares. i need to work now

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Preacher

What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...

That man is a special case. He's so fucked up, it's obvious in every language.

[madenglish]

I repeat my question.
Is Greenguy a racist?