What a fucking tool...

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

Here are the 1st 3 unedited emails:

1st email from you:
"I have a client, wildnwicked.com that would like some international traffic. They would expect around 1,000 visitors per day, for about 1 month to start.
Can you advise me of rates and structure thanks, and anything we need to do on our side of things.
Our site sells adult products (predominantly in Australia but also New Zealand, US,UK and Canada), and includes DVD's, Video on Demand (via AEBN), lingerie (custom made included) and toys (vibes, pumps, etc).
Regards
Justin Hollow"



My response:
"Justin,
Sorry, but we already have a toy/DVD store that we send traffic to. I do not like to advertise for too close of competitors.
Thanks for your interest."


Your reponse:
"what, you have ONE store?
wow....
really running a huge business, huh...."

As anyone with 1/2 a brain can see, I was very cordial in my initial response. What I got back was some smart ass comments.
So yeah, after that I am going to be rude.
You sound like you have much to learn about how to talk and do business with people.

Now 6 months later you reply to this post and make yourself look even worse than I did. Nice work.
I see you still have that same business class and sense as you did 6 months ago. Thanks for proving my point for me.


White trash. Scrubber. Ouch. That hurts.

Nice of you to leave out a few important parts of each email, and to add the 'Sorry' bit in front of your first email...

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

So, what the fuck are you responding to my posts for if you have a far superior business approach? Arent YOU just making yourself sound petty?

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by communicate

....As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

LIAR!

I know for a fact that Murray & DangerDave know him

Would you like to defend yourself on the point that you lied?

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Greenie

LIAR!

I know for a fact that Murray & DangerDave know him

Would you like to defend yourself on the point that you lied?

sure! go ahead!

i don't know dave, but i know that he is from Brisbane (ie.. here). if i were you i wouldn't be in a hurry to involve dave in this conversation... you don't want to go out of your way to start shit fights.

[Dr Bizzaro]

Originally Posted by communicate

Nice of you to leave out a few important parts of each email, and to add the 'Sorry' bit in front of your first email...

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

So, what the fuck are you responding to my posts for if you have a far superior business approach? Arent YOU just making yourself sound petty?

First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro

First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..

no, sorry, you are a nobody... don't blame me for it, i tell everyone i come across how good you are....

yeah, you did edit those emails... hmmmm, how to prove it though... maybe the next step is to take screenshots? that'd close the issue once and for all, wouldn't it!

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

Always let the asshole have the last word.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by communicate

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Does Australia have their own internet, one which we cannot see - and if so, what's DDave doing here?

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by communicate

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

This has been an entertaining thread but I find the above statement the funniest of all. 6 months and still no clue about the business model.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by SirMoby

This has been an entertaining thread but I find the above statement the funniest of all. 6 months and still no clue about the business model.

He's taking orders, going down to the local adult toy store, buying the product, returning home, putting them in boxes, wrapping them with brown paper & mailing them himself.

Profits Galore

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by communicate

...I approached DrB with a request to provide more information...

I think you meant to say that you sent him an unsolicited email, which in everyone's eyes is reason enough to call you a scumbag cunt.

Originally Posted by communicate

...So, you claimed to have another adult shop as a client... only later did i find out that it is YOUR adult shop. And a pretty crap one at that.. no WONDER you didn't want another adult shop advertising there! The competition would have killed you! ...

Are you that dense that you don't understand that doesn't own the store, that's it's set up by an affiliate program? That everyone can (and does) have one? In fact, we're all in competition with your piece of shit site.

Originally Posted by communicate

...Understand that in your little world, everyone may have heard of you, but here, you are a nobody...

Oddly enough, that's what everyone reading this thread thinks about you (yourself included)

Originally Posted by communicate

...At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that! ...

Useless covered that with his usual brilliance & whit

Originally Posted by communicate

...In the end, though, you are just a typical white trash moron, ...

If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"

Originally Posted by communicate

...We have fvcking sheep farmers here that have more respect for themselves and the way they do business....

You Fuck Sheep

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by Greenie

If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"

I am now sure I want to be Dr B's best friend.

[MrYum]

Thanks for popping in 6 months later commuwhateverthefuckyourdomainis.com!

Been a real booger of a day and I needed a good laugh!

And it's always best when those laughs come at the expense of a complete tool

UW...good to see you in classic form

[Simon IA Cash]

Originally Posted by Greenie

I think you meant to say that you sent him an unsolicited email, which in everyone's eyes is reason enough to call you a scumbag cunt.

Damn straight!

I like that your excuse for your rude reply was that you received a rude reply first. Debates over the wording used are irrelevant. Even if DrB's reply was rude (which it wasn't), you sound like a child, and like everyone here has been explaining to you, it speaks for your unprofessionalism. If you approach someone to do business, and he tells you to shove it up your ass... smile, and move on. Spend more time trying to build the sales you obviously need. At least you got a reply from your soliciting, which is more than many will give.

"Hey's what's your name? You're cute, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend."
"OMG you only have ONE boyfriend?"

[communicate]

Originally Posted by Simon IA Cash

Damn straight!

I like that your excuse for your rude reply was that you received a rude reply first. Debates over the wording used are irrelevant. Even if DrB's reply was rude (which it wasn't), you sound like a child, and like everyone here has been explaining to you, it speaks for your unprofessionalism. If you approach someone to do business, and he tells you to shove it up your ass... smile, and move on. Spend more time trying to build the sales you obviously need. At least you got a reply from your soliciting, which is more than many will give.

"Hey's what's your name? You're cute, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend."
"OMG you only have ONE boyfriend?"

I wasn't going to even bother replying to any half-wits in this forum, but this one I think I will field..

1. You don't know what DrB's exact reply was, because he didn't include the full email. You are guessing he is not lying. The fact that he lies is evident in his reply that he already has an online shop as an advertiser (rather than just saying 'i am actually advertising my own piss weak, drop-shipping, fucked-up-designed, rebranded poor man's commission based store').. this speaks volumes about a person's character that they would bother to appear like they actually have a larger clientele, rather than the truth that they have some half-assed attempt at a website that is more than likely a scam in the first place!

2. Soliciting? Are you people truly stupid? Sending someone an email offering money for advertising is hardly soliciting... I wasn't emailing him looking for a freebie and I wasn't emailing him looking for HIM to advertise! I was emailing him to find out how much to advertise as my client has a budget of around $5k per month to spend on non-essential online marketing. How can a commercial request be considered soliciting you anorexic pasty faced 'tard ? I had thought people from Montreal were a little bit more intelligent than their american hick counterparts, but you have clearly shown that is not the case! I can't even fathom how you think my email was soliciting! So, if I get a web design client who wants a website built, that's soliciting? Should I send them a rude email telling them to fuck off? 'Sorry, I already have one web design client on my books..." - fucking tosser....

3. In business, we like to have more than one client - that is what creates a saleable business... what the fuck has someone with only one client have to do with, in your example, a woman with only one boyfriend? I can't even see the parallel there. That statement was a prime example of some young kid such as yourself trying to get involved in grown up talk.... fucked if I can see how you got involved in the first place anyway. I bet you were the type of kid who got regular smacks in the ear from your dad because you kept trying to butt into adult conversation... you seem to be just one of those people that think they are a hell of a lot cleverer than they really are.

There are a stack of other things I could say, but I fear they would lose all meaning once I had to dumb it down to your level. If you are good at porn, and from your communal wank session so far where you have all rallied together in one massive circle jerk, it is clear to see you are, then stick to it, and don't get involved in arguments where a) you don't have the facts and b) you don't have a vested interest or something useful to input. You are truly a prime example of why the English sent you fuckwits off to a cold wintery climate and sent us to paradise instead.

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by communicate

3. In business, we like to have more than one client - that is what creates a saleable business... what the fuck has someone with only one client have to do with,

Amazing. He still doesn't seem to get it. This is truly amazing

[Simon IA Cash]

Originally Posted by communicate

You are truly a prime example of why the English sent you fuckwits off to a cold wintery climate and sent us to paradise instead.

However much our climate may be "wintery", that the British made an err in judgment about where to shipped their criminals is no fault of Canada's.

[Greenguy]

[DangerDave]

|drunk|

[babymaker]

fun thread made my night gotta go finsih building this computer desk ack!

[oldbrad]

puts a checkmark next to useless warriors name on my DO NOT GET IN A VERBAL EXCHANGE WITH list. Lol, i don't think daniel knew who he was fucking with. And Dr. B handeled the situation better then I would have.

PS. "used to flaming stupid yanks" shouldn't it be "in flaming" or to flame. I spent six years in 8th grade tho, so i's not to sure.

[YaFool]

bizarro doctor will be legend and here and in Australia and any thinks otherwise it find completely the tool

Yafool

[Fonz]

Originally Posted by YaFool

bizarro doctor will be legend and here and in Australia and any thinks otherwise it find completely the tool

Yafool

Look, YaFool is back

Now all we need is Gabbo to show up in here and we're complete

[Ms Naughty]

I think I just want to come in and say the word "poofter." I just don't say it often enough. I had to give it up when my cousin came out, but it's still such a funny word.

This thread has brightened my afternoon

[Jeremy]

Nothing really to add apart from "aaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

What a fucking twat.

[johnnybg]

I need some lotion to wipe of the grin from my face... my jaw started to hurt.

Sorry for the interruption... please proceed

[babymaker]

i do think its funny this SEo guru thinks hios name being mentioned here is going to help :lol: what a moron....it will only show as negative results against your company, no one was dumb enough to actually link to your domain.....fucking dumb ass