This Board Needs More Bullshit! - Page 2

Greenguy · 2008-10-03, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by NY Jester

Hmm does that mean Greenie is a premature ejaculator or are you just that good Jim?...

I usually blow my load as soon as Jim pulls in the driveway.

Cleo · 2008-10-02, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim

I am ready to activate the ability to post pictures.

Another vote for inline pics.

Simon · 2008-10-02, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by UW

it would have proven how two-faced I am

If you get the right tattoo you can be as two-faced as you like...

Tekster · 2008-10-02, 01:26 PM

Since this thread is "Useless", here you go, my Useless post.

T Pat · 2008-10-02, 01:52 PM

Google Bullshit

stuveltje · 2008-10-02, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by T Pat

Google Bullshit

google cow is shitting flies too (dutch cows dont do that

), or is it fly's...who cares the cow is shitting them too

LeRoy · 2008-10-02, 02:58 PM

Wow second page sig spot lol

Just kidding Greenie

So you want some jackassery huh?

I do like the posting pics idea

tigermom · 2008-10-02, 05:57 PM

See, lots of BS posts in this thread, but no one bothered starting a new thread for their BS as requested by the OP.

Useless · 2008-10-02, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tigermomE

See, lots of BS posts in this thread, but no one bothered starting a new thread for their BS as requested by the OP.

They're lazy!

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Newbies tend to post jokes and bullshit, but veteran members hardly ever create a non-business thread to strike up pointless conversation or get opinions on everyday topics.

BTW, I hope that didn't make it sound like I was implying that only veterans should post nonsense, because that's not at all what I meant. I think everyone should (except carol.prime

) post relaxed topics until

loses his mind searching for the morning thread.

Greenguy · 2008-10-02, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim

...I'll shoot to Buffalo, give Greenie a quick blowjob and I'm sure he will see the light.

I just don't want to sit here & wait for hotlinked images to load & have broken images & all the crap that comes with spammers that make their threads look fancy with pics of their content or screen cap of their tour...no

Now, if Sparky could set it up so that only certain people could post in-line images......

Cleo · 2008-10-02, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenie

Now, if Sparky could set it up so that only certain people could post in-line images......

Maybe make it so that only people with a certain amount of posts can post pics.

dunc · 2008-10-02, 08:22 PM

What's Orange and invisible?

An Invisible Orange

Star Man · 2008-10-02, 08:32 PM

It was a toss up between this tattoo or 'I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER PUSSY AS LONG AS I LIVE' written on his back.For a second there I thought 'Hey! That guy's going bald!' then realized nawww.....he just has a picture of a face on his head,thats all.He's just Kooky!

Can we go back to shutting the fuck up now?

Cleo · 2008-10-02, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dunc

An Invisible Orange

Does something invisible have a color?

Does the light in your fridge really go out when you close the door?

Is Schrödinger's cat really both alive and dead?

Does a tree falling make a sound if no one can hear it?

Do bears really shit in the woods?

Linkster · 2008-10-02, 08:42 PM

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

dunc · 2008-10-02, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

That is very interesting... and weird - I like it

dunc · 2008-10-02, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Does something invisible have a color?

Well if you figure this out - then maybe

"These attributes satirize the contradictions in properties that some attribute to a theistic deity;[2] this makes her a common rhetorical illustration used by atheists and other religious skeptics."

Taken from (this) - but to me it may as well be written in French

Useless · 2008-10-03, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dunc

Well if you figure this out - then maybe

"These attributes satirize the contradictions in properties that some attribute to a theistic deity;[2] this makes her a common rhetorical illustration used by atheists and other religious skeptics."

That's clarified in the following paragraph:

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A quotation from the alt.atheism FAQ sums up this use of the Invisible Pink Unicorn: "The point of this silliness is to prod the theist into remembering that their preaching is likely to be viewed by atheists as having all the credibility and seriousness of [the atheists'] preaching about the IPU."

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Originally Posted by NY Jester

and Useless I think it would be OK to change your ways and just chalk it up to getting soft in your old age

Soft, huh?
Now where did I put that machete...

docholly · 2008-10-03, 09:50 AM

I'd Hit it

Yell · 2008-10-03, 10:10 AM

FUCK TORN!

NY Jester · 2008-10-03, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

That's clarified in the following paragraph:

Soft, huh?
Now where did I put that machete...

...off with his head...

Twiceshy · 2008-10-03, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

Do bears really shit in the woods?

Nope they shit in the grass. OK im done

Useless · 2008-10-04, 11:39 AM

For some reason, I was expecting Simon's photo to be an antenna with slices of ham affixed to it.

Perhaps Simon can use his antenna to make that announcement someday.

Simon · 2008-10-04, 01:02 PM

The training is paying off nicely I see. Didn't even have to make a remark about something being gay this time to draw UW into making an announcement reference.

Still waiting for some things to be debugged in the(ir) system before getting too many folks all excited about anything. Hey, has anyone else heard that using NATS can be a real pain in the ass sometimes? That sure is what I'm hearing right now.

So...yes, announcement coming soon (as possible)... and yes, I did want to go public weeks ago, but

Anyway, today's hint is

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NY Jester · 2008-10-04, 02:38 PM

LOL good hint Simon...

funny the pic you showed reminds me of my grandmothers backyard in Titusville, Fla - When I was about 18 I was walking garbage to her dumpster and lightning hit the antenna which was only about 15 feet from where I was and I could feel the heat come off it. Amazing stuff.

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2008-10-04, 11:39 AM	#23
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2008-10-04, 02:38 PM	#25
NY Jester ICQ:147079406 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: RockMEHardplace Posts: 2,996	LOL good hint Simon... funny the pic you showed reminds me of my grandmothers backyard in Titusville, Fla - When I was about 18 I was walking garbage to her dumpster and lightning hit the antenna which was only about 15 feet from where I was and I could feel the heat come off it. Amazing stuff. __________________ The Sexy Side of Porn