We are with new LL for posters again - Page 15

bibigon · 2005-11-20, 03:03 PM

I was here

RawAlex · 2005-11-20, 04:01 PM

Two guys walk into a bar...

RawAlex · 2005-11-20, 09:26 PM

So, what about them buffalo bills?

Alex

MadMax · 2005-11-20, 10:30 PM

Yup, officially the thread that wouldn't die

RawAlex · 2005-11-20, 11:08 PM

Yeah, but would you hit it?

Alex

Linkster · 2005-11-20, 11:15 PM

GABBO - ok so really just a sig spot

MrYum · 2005-11-21, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Yeah, but would you hit it?

Alex

Too late...Gabbo did! Unless you want sloppy seconds that is

RawAlex · 2005-11-21, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrYum

Too late...Gabbo did! Unless you want sloppy seconds that is

I don't want to get splinters...

Alex

Surfn · 2005-11-21, 12:44 AM

This thread has gone from bad to surreal

Yoda · 2005-11-21, 01:05 AM

Well, Kit keeps silence, I keep talks.

I see you can't make your choice, buddy. Friends (exploits, cp, incest, rape) from one side and english-speaking serious partners from the other. Really hard. That's not about you, Kit (everyone here knows very well you are "the good"), that's all about russian way of thinkng. Do you have the power to break through all your illegal connections or whole your business was built on this sand?

As for my russian/english. My dear russian friends, I see your logic suffers not only in the biz, but in day-by-day life too. If I know russian better then english, it absolutely doesn't mean that I'm russian and this is my native language. Out there on the Stars, where the truth lives (you know that the truth out there

) we know many languages. But to tell the truth, I love russian. It was the tragedy of whole my life when Brodsky and Nabokov ("Lo-lita", CP) begun to write in English

DJilla · 2005-11-22, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surfn

This thread has gone from bad to surreal

This is too weird. I can't believe I spent all this time reading this stuff, but its fascinating like a traffic accident.

Either these poor ruskie rascals have been completely flamed out of control when all they're guilty of is ignorance, cutting sloppy corners and trying to make a buck (like a lot of newbies)

OR

They're a group of very slick WM's that all have Master's degrees and are fluent in 5 languages and have a master plan to take over the international porn market by spamming the entire web with LL's so out there you want to click on things just to see where they go and humourous non sensical sentences posted on the boards and then running the threads in "tag team" fashion.

"Me thinks there is a far deeper conspiracy afloat Watson."

Bizarre... truly bizarre. But, the jokes at the end are pretty good!

Chop Smith · 2005-11-21, 12:18 AM

I am looking for something for nothing. Can you win anything if you signup for this Gabbo thing?

What is his first language?

swedguy · 2005-11-21, 01:30 AM

I sale short Russian wallpapers!

Simon · 2005-11-21, 05:44 AM

Okay, I was staying out of this thread, but since UW started it, I'll add this (lame) dog joke...

--

A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet.
"My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?

"No, because he's really heavy."

--

Surfn · 2005-11-21, 05:57 AM

Lady Nancy Astor, Viscountess: "If you were my husband, Winston, I should flavour your coffee with poison."

Winston Churchill: "If I WERE your husband, madam, I should drink it."

Mr. Blue · 2005-11-21, 07:11 AM

Bad joke time? hehe:

A couple cannot wait to be married. They are driving home and hit a patch of ice, crash, die and go right to heaven. Appearing before Saint Peter, they tell him, "Saint Peter, we couldn't wait to get married, Could you get us married here in heaven ." Saint Peter pauses and says, "I'll see what I can do." Time passes and Saint Peter calls the couple to his office and tells them, "I have some good news, you are going to be married." They are married and are so happy. As time goes on, they go back to see Saint Peter. They tell him, "we want a divorce. This marriage isn't what we thought it would be. We can't stand it." Saint Peter responds,"give me a break, it took me 10 years to find a priest to marry you, it will take me forever to find you a lawyer."

SI · 2005-11-21, 07:26 AM

I just think of
How many centuries it takes to find an AWM in heaven...
Mommy, we're all drift in hell

Wazza · 2005-11-21, 07:36 AM

A woman goes to a Chinese relationship counsellor to ask why she's having trouble getting a date.

After thinking for a while he says "Your problem is that you have exackeries disease"

"Exackeries disease?" she says

"Yes, your head looks exackery like your arse"

YEAH BABY! CAN YA FEEL IT? HUH!? HUH!?

Yoda · 2005-11-21, 08:40 AM

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.

Russian Way

Jim · 2005-11-21, 09:00 AM

Page 16 huh???
This seems like the Greenguy And Jim equivelent to Seinfeld. A thread about nothing.

Yoda · 2005-11-21, 09:04 AM

Jim, can I use link to non-adult board in my sig?

docholly · 2005-11-21, 10:55 AM

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Useless · 2005-11-21, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docholly

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Zing! It's like McDonalds - I'm lovin' it.

Jim · 2005-11-21, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda

Jim, can I use link to non-adult board in my sig?

Sorry but we have a strict rule against any resource site links.

As they say, "We don't do it on other boards and we expect the same courtesy".

RawAlex · 2005-11-21, 11:02 AM

Bump for the day crew....

Alex

2005-11-20, 11:15 PM	#6
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	GABBO - ok so really just a sig spot __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-11-21, 12:44 AM	#9
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	This thread has gone from bad to surreal __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-11-21, 01:05 AM	#10
Yoda I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 81	Well, Kit keeps silence, I keep talks. I see you can't make your choice, buddy. Friends (exploits, cp, incest, rape) from one side and english-speaking serious partners from the other. Really hard. That's not about you, Kit (everyone here knows very well you are "the good"), that's all about russian way of thinkng. Do you have the power to break through all your illegal connections or whole your business was built on this sand? As for my russian/english. My dear russian friends, I see your logic suffers not only in the biz, but in day-by-day life too. If I know russian better then english, it absolutely doesn't mean that I'm russian and this is my native language. Out there on the Stars, where the truth lives (you know that the truth out there ) we know many languages. But to tell the truth, I love russian. It was the tragedy of whole my life when Brodsky and Nabokov ("Lo-lita", CP) begun to write in English __________________ Never born, never die

2005-11-21, 12:18 AM	#12
Chop Smith Eighteen 'til I Die Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Mississippi Posts: 2,168	I am looking for something for nothing. Can you win anything if you signup for this Gabbo thing? What is his first language? __________________ Last edited by Chop Smith; 2005-11-21 at 12:20 AM.. Reason: Forgot to ask about native language

2005-11-21, 05:44 AM	#14
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Okay, I was staying out of this thread, but since UW started it, I'll add this (lame) dog joke... -- A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "No, because he's really heavy." -- __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2005-11-20, 03:03 PM	#1
bibigon Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Russia Posts: 2	I was here

2005-11-20, 04:01 PM	#2
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Two guys walk into a bar...

2005-11-20, 09:26 PM	#3
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	So, what about them buffalo bills? Alex

2005-11-20, 10:30 PM	#4
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Yup, officially the thread that wouldn't die

2005-11-20, 11:08 PM	#5
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Yeah, but would you hit it? Alex

2005-11-21, 01:30 AM	#13
swedguy Vagabond Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,374	I sale short Russian wallpapers!

2005-11-21, 05:57 AM	#15
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	Lady Nancy Astor, Viscountess: "If you were my husband, Winston, I should flavour your coffee with poison." Winston Churchill: "If I WERE your husband, madam, I should drink it." __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2005-11-21, 07:11 AM	#16
Mr. Blue Searching for Jimmy Hoffa Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 771	Bad joke time? hehe: A couple cannot wait to be married. They are driving home and hit a patch of ice, crash, die and go right to heaven. Appearing before Saint Peter, they tell him, "Saint Peter, we couldn't wait to get married, Could you get us married here in heaven ." Saint Peter pauses and says, "I'll see what I can do." Time passes and Saint Peter calls the couple to his office and tells them, "I have some good news, you are going to be married." They are married and are so happy. As time goes on, they go back to see Saint Peter. They tell him, "we want a divorce. This marriage isn't what we thought it would be. We can't stand it." Saint Peter responds,"give me a break, it took me 10 years to find a priest to marry you, it will take me forever to find you a lawyer." __________________ 69Blue.com ICQ #223487665

2005-11-21, 07:26 AM	#17
SI You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try' Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 163	I just think of How many centuries it takes to find an AWM in heaven... Mommy, we're all drift in hell __________________ DDF Cash

2005-11-21, 07:36 AM	#18
Wazza I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 808	A woman goes to a Chinese relationship counsellor to ask why she's having trouble getting a date. After thinking for a while he says "Your problem is that you have exackeries disease" "Exackeries disease?" she says "Yes, your head looks exackery like your arse" YEAH BABY! CAN YA FEEL IT? HUH!? HUH!? __________________ I sale Internet My sites have no traffic and no PR - let's trade - PM me

2005-11-21, 08:40 AM	#19
Yoda I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 81	Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with. Russian Way __________________ Never born, never die

2005-11-21, 09:00 AM	#20
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Page 16 huh??? This seems like the Greenguy And Jim equivelent to Seinfeld. A thread about nothing.

2005-11-21, 09:04 AM	#21
Yoda I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 81	Jim, can I use link to non-adult board in my sig? __________________ Never born, never die

2005-11-21, 10:55 AM	#22
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-11-21, 11:02 AM	#25
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Bump for the day crew.... Alex