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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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OK - have to do it
 You Might Be A NASCAR Redneck If. . . . . . You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!".... You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.... You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot.... You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures.... You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows.... You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.... You have a lifesize cutout of Dale Earnhardt in your Living Room.... You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.... Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three.... You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.... You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.... You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.... You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round.... The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona.... Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut".... You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one.... You know the "Back way" to Talledega.... A few more for your morning: http://www.redneckproducts.com/jokes.asp Course - had to post a pic of my new SUV - I figure if GG could get one I had to too |
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2005-02-12, 09:05 AM
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So, if all Republicans are Rednecks and all Rednecks are NASCAR fans, are all NASCAR fans, Republicans? |
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2005-02-12, 09:14 AM
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The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
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http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pag.../P/00/map.html
Which of those Red County's is yours again? I know which Blue County I live in  |
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2005-02-12, 09:20 AM
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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Ya know the funny part of this is that the states that most of the Nascar fans are in used to be purely democratic - democrats were pure labor, down home, union and grassroots wheras the repubs always represented the corporate, heads of the businesses the rednecks worked for - and were solidly voting democratic for years.
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2005-02-12, 10:05 AM
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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2005-02-12, 10:10 AM
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i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf
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2005-02-12, 11:04 AM
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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2005-02-12, 02:44 PM
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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Linkster the redneck stuff is some funny shit.
Go Dale Jr  And someone please trash #24 |usuck| |
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2005-02-12, 03:32 PM
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Just finished watchin' "days of Thunder" & I'm good to go too.
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