The Official 2005 Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread! - Page 2

tjchuck · 2005-09-19, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Next year we'll go to a real Fantasy Football site - Stats World is wonderful

NFL.com fantasy is a good one as well.

Torn Rose · 2005-09-20, 12:54 AM

looks like I will go 1-6 and to make it worse, 4 of them are complete blow outs, the teams I lost to scored 130+ and I lost by anywhere from 80 to 50 points.

All my "names" are complete shit, and I just happen to have faced all the teams who had players dominate this week.

Worse beating I have ever had.

D Culpepper
J Lewis
M Bulgar
T Green
And others are all benched on my teams and I will even be dropping a few “names” to waivers since I don’t think anyone would want the stiffs.

Greenguy · 2005-09-20, 08:59 AM

I had another 3-0 week, making me 6-0 for the year (2-0 in each league)

I'm not winning because of the "names" on my team, I'm winning because I'm a winner

Ramster · 2005-09-20, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

I had another 3-0 week, making me 6-0 for the year (2-0 in each league)

I'm not winning because of the "names" on my team, I'm winning because I'm a winner

Great response!

Let me think of one................

Greenguy · 2005-09-20, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramster

Great response!

Let me think of one................

Yell's working, so let me post this for him, just as a constant reminder of how bad your team is:

QB Donovan McNabb, Phi 40
RB Willis McGahee, Buf 3
RB Steven Jackson, StL 16
WR Terrell Owens, Phi 30
WR Chad Johnson, Cin 21
TE Todd Heap, Bal 5
D Bears D/ST, Chi 27
K David Akers, Phi 4
TOTAL POINTS: 146

QB Peyton Manning, Ind 2
RB Rudi Johnson, Cin 9
RB/WR Curtis Martin, NYJ 7
WR Donald Driver, GB 18
WR Jimmy Smith, Jac 4
TE L.J. Smith, Phi 17
D/ST Chargers D/ST, SD 7
K Shayne Graham, Cin 14
TOTAL POINTS: 78

Greenguy · 2005-09-20, 10:58 AM

I can brag about being 6-0 & MML can brag about beating Linkster & Yell can laugh at how easily he trashed Ramster, but the stats of the week is this tidbit from the Greenguy & Jim 2005 league:

KV's Alaska Mountaineers 2-0-0

Florida Boilermakers 0-2-0

Ramster · 2005-09-20, 03:35 PM

It's pretty bad when 2 of my team's top 3 scorers were the kicker and tight end. And if Driver didn't get that TD at the end of the GreenBay game they would have been my top 2 scorers for the week.

Preacher · 2005-09-20, 06:14 PM

Wow, I'm 2 & 0 also, whoddathunkit. Anyone wanna trade me a power back to dominate the league and shut Greenguy up?

-Preacher

Greenguy · 2005-09-20, 06:20 PM

Preacher - which league are you in with us? Odds are I have a RB for you

Torn Rose · 2005-09-20, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Preacher - which league are you in with us? Odds are I have a RB for you

My veto stamp is all ready and dipped in red ink!

Greenguy · 2005-09-20, 06:25 PM

I just sent him a perfect trade, since I have Johnson for when Holmes injures himself

Preacher · 2005-09-20, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Preacher - which league are you in with us? Odds are I have a RB for you

Actually you do, I went to grab Willie Parker and you had already taken him!

I'm in league 62663 (Gabbo 2005), The Left Coast Steelers.
I just beat KatVixen 136 to 43...ouch, that's gotta hurt!

-Preacher

tjchuck · 2005-09-26, 10:28 AM

Good to have Steve Smith on your team this weekend

Bad to be playing LT

Toby · 2005-09-26, 10:47 AM

I waffled all week about playing Culpepper or not, glad I decided late Saturday to give him one more week. Now I just need 5 pts from Tony Gonzalez this evening to get rid of that zero in the win column.

Torn Rose · 2005-09-26, 11:11 AM

the one team I had Culpepper in I benched him.... huge mistake.

LT is just amazing, does he ever get tired?

tjchuck · 2005-09-26, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Torn

LT is just amazing, does he ever get tired?

He makes the guys on D just look bad.
The Giants got an LT thumping.

Greenguy · 2005-09-26, 02:52 PM

I lost to a girl - yuck! Collete's up by 1 with 2 guys playing tonight, so unless Larry Johnson throws a pick & Tony Gonzales fumbles, I'm fucked

I did beat Torn in one league & I have a chance to beat him in another, so my nubby little fingers are crossed that I'll be 2-1 this week

Ramster · 2005-09-26, 04:52 PM

LT sucked the first 2 games, but had a fantastic game Sunday.

I have him in one pool and traded him to Greenguy in another for Tory Holt and Todd Heap, 2 spots I deperately needed help in. Even with LT I still would have lost that matchup when you switch out Holt for one of the sorry-ass receivers I have.

My teams are getting closer though.

Preacher · 2005-09-27, 11:57 AM

Well this is the week! The last two undefeated teams in Gabbo 2005 are going head to head, and as half of my team is playing Houston, I'm thinking this will be a lock. Your reign of terror ends this week Greenie!

-Preacher

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 12:01 PM

Preacher - all I know is I'm gonna load up my bench incase we tie

Torn Rose · 2005-09-27, 12:14 PM

That’s right pete panic...cry over something that's been posted for over 2 months, and hasn’t happen yet.

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 01:28 PM

I just want to make sure that if I tie Yell in week 7 that I'm not penalized for having 4 guys on a bye

Torn Rose · 2005-09-27, 01:37 PM

So you would rather be penalized for being the "visiting team"? Yeah, that’s much more fair.

2 or 3 years ago in another league I missed the playoffs to a team with more losses then I had, the reason was I had 2 ties and lost to % points when I beat the team who beat me out of the playoffs 2 of 3 times, so I will never run a league that allows ties if I can avoid it, I would much rather have a loss then a tie any day of the week.

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 03:29 PM

I'd rather be 3-1-1 as opposed to 3-2. Think about it - if there is a tie, you're going to reward the team that didn't start the correct players OR you're going to penalize the team that has a couple of guys injured or on bye weeks.

Let me guess....you'd have "won" those 2 weeks you had ties & easily made the playoffs, right?

Maybe you can set it up so that you get a loss & everyone else gets a tie

Torn Rose · 2005-09-27, 04:27 PM

I have no idea what would have happen had this rule been in effect then, but ties are worse then losses according to ESPN's scoring system, nothing should be worse then a loss, a tie by their scoring system is worse then a loss and it cost me the playoffs. Again, I would much rather lose then have a worthless tie when it could hurt me in the playoff race.

Don't hate the game, hate being too lazy to read posted rules.

Do you stay awake at night wondering what would have happen had you turned left instead of right 2 months ago? Or what will happen in week 7 if you turn right instead of left? Bitch when it happens, you lost by 2 not by a tie, Toni lost by 1 also not by a tie, and had it gone to tiebreaker she would have lost as well, but she isn’t complaining at all.

You lost, deal with it.

As for next year, this may be my last year so I will worry about next year in August 2006

2005-09-20, 08:59 AM	#28
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I had another 3-0 week, making me 6-0 for the year (2-0 in each league) I'm not winning because of the "names" on my team, I'm winning because I'm a winner __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-20, 10:58 AM	#31
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I can brag about being 6-0 & MML can brag about beating Linkster & Yell can laugh at how easily he trashed Ramster, but the stats of the week is this tidbit from the Greenguy & Jim 2005 league: KV's Alaska Mountaineers 2-0-0 Florida Boilermakers 0-2-0 __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-20, 03:35 PM	#32
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	It's pretty bad when 2 of my team's top 3 scorers were the kicker and tight end. And if Driver didn't get that TD at the end of the GreenBay game they would have been my top 2 scorers for the week. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2005-09-20, 06:14 PM	#33
Preacher There's Xanax in my thurible! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wherever they screw on my head Posts: 2,441	Wow, I'm 2 & 0 also, whoddathunkit. Anyone wanna trade me a power back to dominate the league and shut Greenguy up? -Preacher __________________ NSCash * This Depraved World

2005-09-20, 06:20 PM	#34
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Preacher - which league are you in with us? Odds are I have a RB for you __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-20, 12:54 AM	#27
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	looks like I will go 1-6 and to make it worse, 4 of them are complete blow outs, the teams I lost to scored 130+ and I lost by anywhere from 80 to 50 points. All my "names" are complete shit, and I just happen to have faced all the teams who had players dominate this week. Worse beating I have ever had. D Culpepper J Lewis M Bulgar T Green And others are all benched on my teams and I will even be dropping a few “names” to waivers since I don’t think anyone would want the stiffs.

2005-09-20, 06:25 PM	#36
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I just sent him a perfect trade, since I have Johnson for when Holmes injures himself __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-26, 10:28 AM	#38
tjchuck And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alberta Posts: 225	Good to have Steve Smith on your team this weekend Bad to be playing LT

2005-09-26, 10:47 AM	#39
Toby Lonewolf Internet Sales Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston Posts: 4,826	I waffled all week about playing Culpepper or not, glad I decided late Saturday to give him one more week. Now I just need 5 pts from Tony Gonzalez this evening to get rid of that zero in the win column. __________________ Latex Vixens Babes In Boots Well Heeled Women Dressing For Sex Stocking Vixens

2005-09-26, 11:11 AM	#40
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	the one team I had Culpepper in I benched him.... huge mistake. LT is just amazing, does he ever get tired?

2005-09-26, 02:52 PM	#42
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I lost to a girl - yuck! Collete's up by 1 with 2 guys playing tonight, so unless Larry Johnson throws a pick & Tony Gonzales fumbles, I'm fucked I did beat Torn in one league & I have a chance to beat him in another, so my nubby little fingers are crossed that I'll be 2-1 this week __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-26, 04:52 PM	#43
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	LT sucked the first 2 games, but had a fantastic game Sunday. I have him in one pool and traded him to Greenguy in another for Tory Holt and Todd Heap, 2 spots I deperately needed help in. Even with LT I still would have lost that matchup when you switch out Holt for one of the sorry-ass receivers I have. My teams are getting closer though. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

2005-09-27, 11:57 AM	#44
Preacher There's Xanax in my thurible! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wherever they screw on my head Posts: 2,441	Well this is the week! The last two undefeated teams in Gabbo 2005 are going head to head, and as half of my team is playing Houston, I'm thinking this will be a lock. Your reign of terror ends this week Greenie! -Preacher __________________ NSCash * This Depraved World

2005-09-27, 12:01 PM	#45
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Preacher - all I know is I'm gonna load up my bench incase we tie __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-27, 12:14 PM	#46
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	That’s right pete panic...cry over something that's been posted for over 2 months, and hasn’t happen yet.

2005-09-27, 01:28 PM	#47
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I just want to make sure that if I tie Yell in week 7 that I'm not penalized for having 4 guys on a bye __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-27, 01:37 PM	#48
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	So you would rather be penalized for being the "visiting team"? Yeah, that’s much more fair. 2 or 3 years ago in another league I missed the playoffs to a team with more losses then I had, the reason was I had 2 ties and lost to % points when I beat the team who beat me out of the playoffs 2 of 3 times, so I will never run a league that allows ties if I can avoid it, I would much rather have a loss then a tie any day of the week.

2005-09-27, 03:29 PM	#49
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I'd rather be 3-1-1 as opposed to 3-2. Think about it - if there is a tie, you're going to reward the team that didn't start the correct players OR you're going to penalize the team that has a couple of guys injured or on bye weeks. Let me guess....you'd have "won" those 2 weeks you had ties & easily made the playoffs, right? Maybe you can set it up so that you get a loss & everyone else gets a tie __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-27, 04:27 PM	#50
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	I have no idea what would have happen had this rule been in effect then, but ties are worse then losses according to ESPN's scoring system, nothing should be worse then a loss, a tie by their scoring system is worse then a loss and it cost me the playoffs. Again, I would much rather lose then have a worthless tie when it could hurt me in the playoff race. Don't hate the game, hate being too lazy to read posted rules. Do you stay awake at night wondering what would have happen had you turned left instead of right 2 months ago? Or what will happen in week 7 if you turn right instead of left? Bitch when it happens, you lost by 2 not by a tie, Toni lost by 1 also not by a tie, and had it gone to tiebreaker she would have lost as well, but she isn’t complaining at all. You lost, deal with it. As for next year, this may be my last year so I will worry about next year in August 2006