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Old 2005-10-19, 05:13 PM   #26
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God what is going on with you guys? My nuts are the most important thing to me 2nd from my dick. What happening here is it in the water up there? One time I did not wash my hands after taken a piss in basic training, the drill SGT freaked out. I told him my cock and balls had not been touched by anyone in 2 months, they are covered by 1 pair of boxers and a long t-shirt which makes them well protected. When I piss I take great care not to splash anything. He yelled "What about the sweat, PRIVATE!!!" I told him i touch people all day with sweaty hands, whats it matter where the sweat came from?" Well I was beating my face for about 30 mins after he yelled "GET HOT PRIVATE!!!" Point here is balls are well taken care of lol.
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Old 2005-10-19, 05:40 PM   #27
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Best of luck to you too, Greenie. I didn't notice you have nut problems too!
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Old 2005-10-19, 06:03 PM   #28
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Too much pussy?
How does GG & Jim both have nut troubles at the same time? Isn't it far more common to get infections from putting your dick in something other then pussy?
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Old 2005-10-19, 06:08 PM   #29
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All this Ball talks got me thinking bout AC/DC's "I've Got Big Balls" Song......

Ahemmm;

I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker


What a song indeed, hope everyone's balls feel better
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Old 2005-10-19, 06:29 PM   #30
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How does GG & Jim both have nut troubles at the same time? Isn't it far more common to get infections from putting your dick in something other then pussy?
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Old 2005-10-19, 06:30 PM   #31
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Not to steal Jim's thunder, but I get to go see the nut doctor today
If they decide to send in Jim's big fat smelly guy to shave
your pubes, maybe you can get some pics or videos...
...we have some members who love that stuff.

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Old 2005-10-19, 06:40 PM   #32
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Angel is having her nuts lasered in order to permanently get rid of hair down there, her asshole too.
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