The Official 2005 Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread! - Page 3

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 04:31 PM

I'm not upset with the loss - I'm a big man & I can take my medicine.

I'm upset that I was too stupid to read the rules to see if there was some oddball half-assed way of breaking ties

I'll take being 4-4-2 (.500) over being 4-6 (.400) any day of the week.

Torn Rose · 2005-09-27, 04:33 PM

and if it came to the playoffs I KNOW FOR A FACT if between those two teams the 4-6 team will be in the playoffs and the 4-4-2 team would not be.

I know, no doubt in my mind, since IT HAPPEN TO ME.

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Torn

...As for next year, this may be my last year so I will worry about next year in August 2006

I'd retire too if my teams were a combined 3-18

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

and if it came to the playoffs I KNOW FOR A FACT if between those two teams the 4-6 team will be in the playoffs and the 4-4-2 team would not be.

I know, no doubt in my mind, since IT HAPPEN TO ME.

That makes no sense at all - what'd ESPN have to say?

Torn Rose · 2005-09-27, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

That makes no sense at all

BAM! You finally see my point!

Never received a reply from ESPN, wrote them more then once, I did keep track of what I scored during the playoffs and I would have won it all, since I outscored all 4 playoff teams by a pretty large margin.

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 05:04 PM

What was your record & what was the other teams? (I know my examples were not the exact records)

Torn Rose · 2005-09-27, 05:27 PM

I was 7-3-2, other team was 7-5 and I had beaten that team 2 of 3 times. The other playoff teams had better records; I think 8-4, 9-3 and 11-1 so I have no issue with them in the playoffs. What makes it even “better” was the guy who made the playoffs didn’t know he “beat me” since he didn’t think he had a chance so he never set his teams and was eliminated without knowing he was even in the playoffs.

I started that year 0-2-2 and went on a 6 game win streak, nothing I found in the stats or rules explained why I was not in the playoffs, I wrote ESPN 2 times before the playoffs started and 1 more time after, never a reply.

No matter what ties suck; the NHL and NFL need to change their overtime rules, no way in hell would I want season tickets to a game that ended in a tie, nothing is more dramatic then overtime except a double or triple overtime.

Preacher · 2005-09-27, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I'm not upset with the loss - I'm a big man & I can take my medicine.

Good becuase I will be injecting some firmly into your butt next weekend. (not gay)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

No matter what ties suck; the NHL and NFL need to change their overtime rules, no way in hell would I want season tickets to a game that ended in a tie, nothing is more dramatic then overtime except a double or triple overtime.

Yes because I remember the one game that the Steelers tied two years ago, and ...well... that's about the only NFL tie that I do recall, and I probably only recall that one because I'm a Steelers fan.

-Preacher

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

I was 7-3-2, other team was 7-5 and I had beaten that team 2 of 3 times. The other playoff teams had better records; I think 8-4, 9-3 and 11-1...

How many divisions & were you in his?

OH! The NHL got rid of the ties & they now have a shootout

Torn Rose · 2005-09-27, 05:51 PM

Thought that was playoffs only in regards to the NHL.

2 divisions, I was the 2nd team in my division and he was in the other division they took 3 from his division and 1 from mine.

Greenguy · 2005-09-27, 05:59 PM

Ties in the Playoffs are decided by sudden death overtime - they just keep playing until someone scores.

That's fucked with ESPN - I'm surprised you still use them.

Greenguy · 2005-10-01, 09:55 AM

The following people will officially have their asses handed to them tomorrow:
Torn & his Florida Boilmakers
Preacher & his Left Out Steelers
Linkster & his very uncreatively named Dragons

That is all

Linkster · 2005-10-01, 07:00 PM

I do look a little uncreative against some antijaves gay something

but I do believe that game will be close

Preacher · 2005-10-01, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

The following people will officially have their asses handed to them tomorrow:
Torn & his Florida Boilmakers
Preacher & his Left Out Steelers
Linkster & his very uncreatively named Dragons

That is all

I'll wait to talk shit till tuesday. But I'm sure I'll have plenty to say then.

Torn Rose · 2005-10-03, 10:12 AM

what a great kicking game last night!

Greenguy · 2005-10-03, 10:38 AM

I really do suck big hairy balls

I beat Linkster, but that was a given

But Cadillac Williams fucked me hard & long & I lost to both Torn & Preacher

But those loses are nothing compared to the loss to Yell in my other league - fucker had only 1 RB & 1 DB due to byes & injuries & I still fucking lost.

I hate Fantasy Football

Preacher · 2005-10-03, 12:58 PM

Yeah, I know I said I'd wait till Tuesday, but tonights game doesn't matter.

So who had their ass handed to them again?

Buddy Christ Gabbo Lovers: 81
The Left Coast Steelers: 106

Ouch!

Torn Rose · 2005-10-03, 01:07 PM

Look on the bright side GG, at least Yell, Preacher and myself won’t shit talk to you....

Nope.... none of us would do that... not to you.....

Greenguy · 2005-10-03, 02:04 PM

Fuck you & fuck your kicker.

Torn Rose · 2005-10-04, 09:25 AM

I went 4-3 this week, my two losses are less then 4 points, one loss was by my 3-0 team which lost to MML by a field goal.

Kickers suck huh Greenguy?

Of the 3 leagues, Preacher has the last unbeaten team.

Preacher · 2005-10-04, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

Of the 3 leagues, Preacher has the last unbeaten team.

Can I get an amen!

It's mostly luck, had I had better position in the draft my quarterback would not have been Carson Palmer, luckily he's having a decent year! Instead I got access to two of the hottest receivers. |king|

Greenguy · 2005-10-04, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torn

...Of the 3 leagues, Preacher has the last unbeaten team.

I was looking at that league this morning & thinking how much Preacher & I are domninating it. He's 4-0, I'm 3-1 & the rest of you ass clowns are .500 or worse.

tjchuck · 2005-10-04, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy

I was looking at that league this morning & thinking how much Preacher & I are domninating it. He's 4-0, I'm 3-1 & the rest of you ass clowns are .500 or worse.

Ouch

We'll see, I might be 2-2 but only Preacher has more points.

Its a long season

Ramster · 2005-10-04, 02:58 PM

Hey, I'm happy. I went 2-1 this week and the loss was a close one.

Preacher · 2005-10-06, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

I took Losman in one league

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ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. (AP) - Coach Mike Mularkey's secret is out - receiver Eric Moulds acknowledged Thursday that backup Kelly Holcomb is replacing J.P. Losman as the starting quarterback for Buffalo's game against Miami on Sunday.

Ouch!

2005-09-27, 04:31 PM	#51
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I'm not upset with the loss - I'm a big man & I can take my medicine. I'm upset that I was too stupid to read the rules to see if there was some oddball half-assed way of breaking ties I'll take being 4-4-2 (.500) over being 4-6 (.400) any day of the week. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-27, 05:04 PM	#56
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	What was your record & what was the other teams? (I know my examples were not the exact records) __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-09-27, 05:59 PM	#61
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Ties in the Playoffs are decided by sudden death overtime - they just keep playing until someone scores. That's fucked with ESPN - I'm surprised you still use them. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-10-01, 09:55 AM	#62
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	The following people will officially have their asses handed to them tomorrow: Torn & his Florida Boilmakers Preacher & his Left Out Steelers Linkster & his very uncreatively named Dragons That is all __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-10-01, 07:00 PM	#63
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	I do look a little uncreative against some antijaves gay something but I do believe that game will be close __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2005-09-27, 04:33 PM	#52
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	and if it came to the playoffs I KNOW FOR A FACT if between those two teams the 4-6 team will be in the playoffs and the 4-4-2 team would not be. I know, no doubt in my mind, since IT HAPPEN TO ME.

2005-09-27, 05:27 PM	#57
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	I was 7-3-2, other team was 7-5 and I had beaten that team 2 of 3 times. The other playoff teams had better records; I think 8-4, 9-3 and 11-1 so I have no issue with them in the playoffs. What makes it even “better” was the guy who made the playoffs didn’t know he “beat me” since he didn’t think he had a chance so he never set his teams and was eliminated without knowing he was even in the playoffs. I started that year 0-2-2 and went on a 6 game win streak, nothing I found in the stats or rules explained why I was not in the playoffs, I wrote ESPN 2 times before the playoffs started and 1 more time after, never a reply. No matter what ties suck; the NHL and NFL need to change their overtime rules, no way in hell would I want season tickets to a game that ended in a tie, nothing is more dramatic then overtime except a double or triple overtime.

2005-09-27, 05:51 PM	#60
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Thought that was playoffs only in regards to the NHL. 2 divisions, I was the 2nd team in my division and he was in the other division they took 3 from his division and 1 from mine.

2005-10-03, 10:12 AM	#65
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	what a great kicking game last night!

2005-10-03, 10:38 AM	#66
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	I really do suck big hairy balls I beat Linkster, but that was a given But Cadillac Williams fucked me hard & long & I lost to both Torn & Preacher But those loses are nothing compared to the loss to Yell in my other league - fucker had only 1 RB & 1 DB due to byes & injuries & I still fucking lost. I hate Fantasy Football __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-10-03, 12:58 PM	#67
Preacher There's Xanax in my thurible! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Wherever they screw on my head Posts: 2,441	Yeah, I know I said I'd wait till Tuesday, but tonights game doesn't matter. So who had their ass handed to them again? Buddy Christ Gabbo Lovers: 81 The Left Coast Steelers: 106 Ouch! __________________ NSCash * This Depraved World

2005-10-03, 01:07 PM	#68
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Look on the bright side GG, at least Yell, Preacher and myself won’t shit talk to you.... Nope.... none of us would do that... not to you.....

2005-10-03, 02:04 PM	#69
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Fuck you & fuck your kicker. __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-10-04, 09:25 AM	#70
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	I went 4-3 this week, my two losses are less then 4 points, one loss was by my 3-0 team which lost to MML by a field goal. Kickers suck huh Greenguy? Of the 3 leagues, Preacher has the last unbeaten team.

2005-10-04, 02:58 PM	#74
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	Hey, I'm happy. I went 2-1 this week and the loss was a close one. __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999