had to laugh at this sad ass gallery

[hermit]

if the webmaster that owns this domain and submits these galleries hangs out here i have a question for you.

do your galleries actually get posted anywhere. this may seem rude but have a look

http://www.milf-milfs-riders.biz/mmr18/indexdf.html

thats in the top 10 worst galleries that ive ever reviewed. and the other 9 were also submitted by this guy lol.

rl

[hermit]

i feel bad now. got a little ticked off and lost my cool. but man... i hate submissions like that. it pretty much says they dont care about wasting my time.

[Zappu]

This is just a poor German PP Webmaster, who tries to get some sign on's to one of the sites of the Sexmonkeys (or was it sexmoney?)

it pretty much says they dont care about wasting my time

You have to commiserate with him. This is the German standard |goodnight

[Greenguy]

I think you're being a little harsh. I can almost read all the text without straining my eyes & only 1/2 the pics have that horrible vid cap movement problem

And the ad copy is just wonderful:
He whispered a few sentences about what he and Sarah had done today - Fast Discount MILF -

[docholly]

And the ad copy is just wonderful: He whispered a few sentences about what he and Sarah had done today - Fast Discount MILF -

she's one of "them cheap hoes" off boulder highway!! LMAO *or 11th ave depending on which side of coastatopia u live on.

[Useless]

Sure, text sucks, but look at the clarity and qualilty of those pics. This is my favorite http://www.milf-milfs-riders.biz/mmr18/06.jpg

[hermit]

i felt bad for the guy after i posted. stood up in front of the class and ridiculed sort of thing. i went through my pending galleries and i think i sorted out all his domains. i had a nice cozy spot on my banned domains list for them.

rl |skull|

[GeorgeTH]

Originally posted by Zappu
This is the German standard

Now this is fu@#ing racist!

I'm German (born and raised at least) and I believe my galleries might be not as ugly!

And who knows: maybe he/she's colourblind???
Then again: that doesn't explain for the weird spacing of things... LOL

[Garou]

i've seen even worse

[Zappu]

Now this is fu@#ing racist
I'm German (born and raised at least) and I believe my galleries might be not as ugly!

Well, as far as I know I am German, too. |afro|

[kristian]

What could I do to improve it?? |help|

[hermit]

i dont know if this gallery is really yours but i will tell you why i didnt list it and why i blacklisted the domain.

1.) pics 6, 9 and 10 are nothing but a blurry mess. i think that whoever submitted this gallery didnt even look at the pics or the gallery. they just picked 16 pics out of the zip file and put them in the folder with their template and submitted.

2.) all but a couple of the pics are bad quality screencaps.

3.) this domain submits these types of galleries over and over. same crappy screen caps. usually right in order out of the zip file (or whatever) no start and end to the series - just 16 pics in sequence.

what could be done to make it better?

1.) dont use crappy screen caps and take the time to review the pics before you submit the gallery. those 3 pics are so blurry you have to really look just to see what the hell the picture is of. you want a reviewer to take the time to review the gallery but you dont want to take the time to review it yourself?

2.) dont use pic 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... make the series have a picture or 2 where the chick is fully dressed maybe kissing one of the guys, then have them starting to have sex, having sex and then maybe a cumshot or whatever. look at 99% of the galleries that get posted on tgp's. the submitter doesnt just pluck 16 pics in a row from some random spot in the series.

3.) work on the template. those colors and that layout would make a 200 dollar set of content look bad.

hth
rl

[kristian]

Originally posted by hermit
i dont know if this gallery is really yours but i will tell you why i didnt list it and why i blacklisted the domain.

1.) pics 6, 9 and 10 are nothing but a blurry mess. i think that whoever submitted this gallery didnt even look at the pics or the gallery. they just picked 16 pics out of the zip file and put them in the folder with their template and submitted.

2.) all but a couple of the pics are bad quality screencaps.

3.) this domain submits these types of galleries over and over. same crappy screen caps. usually right in order out of the zip file (or whatever) no start and end to the series - just 16 pics in sequence.

what could be done to make it better?

1.) dont use crappy screen caps and take the time to review the pics before you submit the gallery. those 3 pics are so blurry you have to really look just to see what the hell the picture is of. you want a reviewer to take the time to review the gallery but you dont want to take the time to review it yourself?

2.) dont use pic 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... make the series have a picture or 2 where the chick is fully dressed maybe kissing one of the guys, then have them starting to have sex, having sex and then maybe a cumshot or whatever. look at 99% of the galleries that get posted on tgp's. the submitter doesnt just pluck 16 pics in a row from some random spot in the series.

3.) work on the template. those colors and that layout would make a 200 dollar set of content look bad.

hth
rl

Sorry...I was actually joking!

[hermit]

LMAO! i figured you were but... you never know

[Garou]

anyways it could be helpful...maybe