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2004-07-07, 09:49 PM | #1 |
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Florida Panhandle
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Steps In Overcoming Masturbation
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2004-07-07, 10:21 PM | #2 |
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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ROFL, and this is from a religion that encourages you to have HUGE families!
#5 is my favorite.... I always wondered why most of the Mormons I know have a weight problem. Guess I also now know what the skinny ones do to keep their bodies trim |rasta| |
2004-07-08, 02:04 AM | #3 |
Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
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Gotta love #6...."Never read about your problem" LOL.....Kinda defeats the purpose and intention of the person who invested so much effort writing everything after that point huh????
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2004-07-08, 03:36 AM | #4 | |
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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2004-07-08, 04:34 AM | #5 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: Nov 2003
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TOO FUCKING FUNNY ! DD: D
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2004-07-08, 05:00 AM | #6 |
Solipsists of the world unite
Join Date: Oct 2003
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No19 is for the real die-hards:
"In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken." |
2004-07-08, 08:17 AM | #7 |
You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
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I will never stop masterbating.. I cant help it.. I love me!
I gotta go now.. be back in a minute... Terry |
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