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Old 2004-02-17, 03:08 PM   #1
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A little humor.

A man, his wife and nine kids are waiting at the bus stop when the bus finally arrives. Just when the bus shows up a blind man also shows up to get on the bus. Unfortunately there was only enough room for the wife and 9 kids, so the father and the blind man decided to walk to their destination.

While they are walking the father says to the blind man "Will you put a rubber on the end of that stick, the ticking when it hits the pavement is driving me nuts". The blind man says to the father, "If you would have put a rubber on the end of your stick, we would be on the bus!"
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Old 2004-02-17, 03:45 PM   #2
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Stop stealing Jim's jokes
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Old 2004-02-17, 03:48 PM   #3
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Stop stealing Jim's jokes
An 80 year old man told me that joke, I guess that would be right up Jim's alley
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Old 2004-02-17, 03:54 PM   #4
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Hehe

I think I will be stealing that one...

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Old 2004-02-17, 04:13 PM   #5
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LOL... not bad Andy.
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Old 2004-02-17, 10:16 PM   #6
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LOL, wow that's a tame joke haha funny though
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Old 2004-02-18, 07:40 AM   #7
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Incase anyone missed it, Jim did "borrow" this joke for the radio show last night
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Old 2004-02-18, 07:44 AM   #8
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Now im an official writer for the GG&J radio show..hahhaha, pay the royalties hahaha
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Old 2004-02-18, 04:56 PM   #9
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..and I want an "appearance fee"

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Old 2004-02-18, 06:43 PM   #10
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It's funny regardless if it's up Jims alley or not
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