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Old 2004-12-31, 09:29 AM   #1
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Hay everyone!

Hay everyone!

I`m peter webmaster of www.sexplaza.org .I am a adult webmaster for 2 years now.I`d like to say hay to everyone,and ask for some
advice for my site.So anyone got some tips or comments?
please let me know!

thanks a lot !

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Old 2004-12-31, 06:26 PM   #2
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Well, if your intention is to send your surfers away almost immediately, you are on the right track. Bring change the ratio on your trading script to a friendlier number so surfers will actually have the opportunity to buy something from you before you ship their asses away to someone else.

Also, your thumbs look like they have been dipped in urine and dried in the sun. You are going to want to not compress them so much or change your compression method. Surfers are more likely to click the cleaner, sharper thumbs because they intuitively believe that a pixelated thumb and only lead to a pixelated pic.

Throw some keyword text in somewhere up top. Thumb TGPs complain about not getting their fair share of SE traffic, yet they don't use text or image alt/title tags, so there is no way for search bots to even know what is listed on the pages.

Giddyup.
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Old 2005-01-07, 06:59 PM   #3
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Hi everybody One more newbie in the house so wish me welcome pls
I am learning basics of this biz, and don't have any sites. I hope this will change soon...
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Old 2005-01-07, 07:35 PM   #4
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Well, if your intention ...
You really should stop sugar-coating your replies
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Old 2005-01-07, 07:43 PM   #5
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Also, your thumbs look like they have been dipped in urine and dried in the sun.
Yeah, Useless, you need to stop beating around the bush.

Sexplazaa, welcome to the board. Since you are new, I wanted to add that the Warrior is being constructive. He kowns his stuff.
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Old 2005-01-07, 07:48 PM   #6
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Damn I wanted to see the sun dried urine thumbs.

Error:
Could not open directory "toplist"
Make shure it exist and it is writable

I guess I will have to settle for sun dried tomatoes…
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Old 2005-01-10, 05:00 AM   #7
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"Also, your thumbs look like they have been dipped in urine and dried in the sun. "

lol, very creative with your descriptions
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Old 2005-01-10, 09:34 AM   #8
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Sorry, I tend to be a tad overly critical in my constructive criticism. When I'm constructive, I tend to carry a 23oz wafflehead framing hammer and that always leaves a mark.
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Old 2005-01-13, 11:38 AM   #9
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