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2006-04-07, 07:35 PM | #1 |
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I'm About To Whore My Hamster
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Willy, my pet boy hamster, is about to be taken to the downstair's office, whereupon he will service Chrystal, almost-wife's pet girl hamster. I will have to put on the Barry White |
2006-04-07, 08:43 PM | #2 |
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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And here I was thinking staying home on a Friday night was as bad as it could get.
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2006-04-07, 09:08 PM | #3 | |
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You havent lived until you've seen hamsters rimming! |
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2006-04-07, 09:14 PM | #4 | |
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Nice touch on the Barry White |
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2006-04-07, 09:18 PM | #5 |
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Just got an icq from almost-wife.
Willy is beat. Chrystal still wants more. Want to come rescue him? Looks like the Barry White worked TOOO well! |
2006-04-07, 10:42 PM | #6 |
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Perhaps Willy is more of a Ravel's Bolero kinda guy?
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2006-04-07, 10:57 PM | #7 | |
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2006-04-07, 10:59 PM | #8 |
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Pics?
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2006-04-07, 11:21 PM | #9 | |
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2006-04-07, 11:23 PM | #10 |
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He's watching all this. Just climbed up side of cage to watch and as I write has promptly fallen back down on his butt.
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2006-04-07, 11:31 PM | #11 |
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Damn and all we get are the softcore images.
I wonder who's life is more pathetic? You'll at home watching hamsters screw and I'm home working on my tattoo design that I'm getting tomorrow. Do your hamsters have any tattoos? |
2006-04-07, 11:39 PM | #12 |
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I can honestly say that I've never seen a pic of a hamster post-coitus. Now I know why I stayed up late.
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2006-04-07, 11:52 PM | #13 | |
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I think I win on that score. btw ... bitchin tat. You and almost-wife would get on but she would probably bug you to draw her one too. Where is it going? And can we see a pic of that too? |
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2006-04-07, 11:56 PM | #14 | |
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You know your isp could use that in their next marketing campaign: I can honestly say that I've never seen a pic of a hamster post-coitus. The reason you choose broadband. |
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2006-04-08, 12:29 AM | #15 | |
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It is my first tattoo unless you count permanent makeup that I've had done. I had my eyebrows done by this woman that does eyebrows by hand after searching for around a year before I found someone that I really liked their work. Nothing like having someone poke you in your eyebrow for a few hours with a little knife. I'm actually due for a touchup but her work is so good that it really isn't needed. Anyway this guy's name is Mike. He looks like he was put through the Sunday comics printing press and then stapled repeatedly. He is covered everywhere in tattoos and piercings. He has large beautiful drawings all over his shop that he has done plus his portfolio of work is very impressive. |
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2006-04-08, 01:23 AM | #16 |
...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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2006-04-08, 08:33 AM | #18 | |
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Post some pics up when you can! |
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2006-04-08, 08:34 AM | #19 | |
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I will show Willy this as a treat later lol |
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2006-04-08, 10:29 AM | #20 |
Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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He's a cute lil critter
Is he albino...or are the red eyes camera flash? |
2006-04-08, 10:35 AM | #21 | |
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2006-04-08, 10:36 AM | #22 |
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I just thought he was possessed
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2006-04-08, 10:47 AM | #23 | |
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2006-04-08, 10:58 AM | #24 |
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Well got my good laugh in for the day That is a cute hamster kristian! The Barry White music was the kicker!
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2006-04-08, 11:47 AM | #25 | |
...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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