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[NY Jester]

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name: meschac
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site content: Pictures
link type: Free Site
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Comments: hello how do you think to find your peace ? as on the life of sin ? my Dear Friend i say no because no one can have the peace with the life of sin, please i re command
you to give your life to Jesus only him can help you to be save.
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So just so you all know I dont allow Jesus to review with me. he doesn't like such things.

[Fonz]

Jesus likes big ladies in gangbangs it seems

[Cleo]

Jesus is anal

[Bill]

nicely passive agressive.

[nate]

LULZ. I have nothing against christians, but they need to stay on there own side of the internet and mind their own business.

Also, nobody expects the spanish inquisition on the internets.

[Jeremy]

I think the internet really needs a JesusTube.

[ecchi]

Actually Jesus' thoughts on the sex industry (and this is genuinely according to the Bible) is that you should NOT condemn people who work in the sex industry! He even intervened in a case where a woman was found guilty of prostitution and prevented her receiving the punishment for her crime.

And if you feel like believing the Da Vinci Code, his reward for this was that after his faked crucifixion he married the prostitute he saved!

Oh, and back to the Bible, God himself is very into nudity - he does not actually want humans to ever wear clothes. When we were all thrown out of the Garden Of Eden, the thing that first pissed God off was not that Eve ate his apple but that "Adam covered his nakedness".

[LeRoy]

[nate]

Da Vinci Code, his reward for this was that after his faked crucifixion he married the prostitute he saved!

Last Temptation of Christ. Davinci Code was the one where his daughter did the nasty at least once and became the matriarch of european royalty.

[LD]

Just don't reject that site....Jesus gets pissed and there's hurricanes and shit...

[ecchi]

Originally Posted by nate

Last Temptation of Christ. Davinci Code was the one where his daughter did the nasty at least once and became the matriarch of european royalty.

Are you talking about the book or film? I've not seen the film (and I would guess that the plot was heavily edited for the film, if they included everything from the book, the film would be about ten hours long), but in the book the main point of the events are to do with his marriage not his offspring. The kid was just to give it a clever ending (although I am using the word clever in it's loosest possible sense).

Incidentally I mentioned Da Vinci Code simply because it was the thing I thought most people would know. The theory that he faked his Crucifixion then married Mary (the prostitute not his mother) and lived happily ever after has been around a lot longer. Well before "The Last Temptation" too, the theory goes back centuries. There is even a village in Japan whose tourist industry revolves around the local belief that this town is where Jesus and Mary lived out their lives.

[NY Jester]

Originally Posted by LusciousDelight

Just don't reject that site....Jesus gets pissed and there's hurricanes and shit...

I didnt reject it or accept it. I left it in the que. I wanted to see if after 3 days it approved itself

[Defonic]

Mary is a virgin if you don't count anal.

[LD]

Originally Posted by NY Jester

I didnt reject it or accept it. I left it in the que. I wanted to see if after 3 days it approved itself

This forum is better than the comedy channel....

[ecchi]

Originally Posted by Defonic

Mary is a virgin if you don't count anal.

You are thinking of the wrong Mary. We are not talking about Mary the mother of Jesus, but Mary the whore. Not a lot of professional whores are virgins!!!