The Official Link O'Rama Rejection Thread II

[Useless]

Originally Posted by bizarremagazine

Site URL: http://www.bizarremag.com/

Impressive SEO...

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[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Nurkanurka

Your submission:
Site Name: Hot blonde Beatrix showing her sweet tits
Site URL: http://superhotpics.com/beatrix-heaven-hell/
Category: BlondeSoloGirls

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
Other - Please Contact Webmaster

It was the site title - 7 words is a bit long. I shortened it to "Hot Blonde Beatrix" and I'll have it listed with the next update.

Originally Posted by aureliano

Hello,
I have 2 rejected freesites because of "Blind or Misleading Links" reason. Here they are:
http://www.gaycockhunter.com/hot-gay-sixtynining/
http://www.gaycockhunter.com/taste-of-ebony-gay-love/

Please, look at it. Thanks.

Double check your recip links - if the text does not contain the name of the link list (meaning it's all keywords) we reject it for blind links. Also, your font colors are very hard to read - I'd reject that 2nd one as soon as I saw it as I could barely read the most of the 1st page.

Originally Posted by bizarremagazine

Hello,
We got rejected. The site is free, although you have to register (just an email address) to look at more than 4 pages... Please let me know if we'll be listed, as we do love your links site.

Your submission:
Site Name: Bizarre Magazine
Site URL: http://www.bizarremag.com/
Category: Unusual

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
That's Not A Free Site

Like it says on the rules page & the "rejected reasons" page that you were emailed, we're looking for free sites that consist of:
warning page leads to main page leads to gallery pages

I've never listed sites that require an email addy to see more - sorry

Originally Posted by HarryMuff

Hey, I got this after submitting a site today:

Your submission:
Site Name: Big Brown Ass
Site URL: http://www.black-lover.com/brown/
Category: BlackMovies

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
120 Seconds Movie Rule

I played them in both windows media player classic and windows media player version 10 and it was 6x 20 second videos, local and streaming.
What OS and player is your reviewer using?

18, 18, 19, 19, 19, 19 - that's what I get using WMP11

If it makes you feel better, this is an ongoing problem with movies from that sponsor.

[HarryM]

Hey, I got this after submitting a site today:

Your submission:
Site Name: Big Brown Ass
Site URL: http://www.black-lover.com/brown/
Category: BlackMovies

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
120 Seconds Movie Rule

I played them in both windows media player classic and windows media player version 10 and it was 6x 20 second videos, local and streaming.
What OS and player is your reviewer using?

[Petros]

Hi
http://www.pornislands.com/student/1/index.html has been declined for movies will not load. What kind of error did you get while loading the movies ?Are you having problem loading all of them ? They work for me in media player.
Thanks

[MrMaryLou]

Originally Posted by Petros

Hi
http://www.pornislands.com/student/1/index.html has been declined for movies will not load. What kind of error did you get while loading the movies ?Are you having problem loading all of them ? They work for me in media player.
Thanks

What happens is they load it goes to a black screen and does not play I am using wmp 11 with xp

[Petros]

Hi
I converted all files to mpg. Can check it out if its working for You now.
http://www.pornislands.com/student/1/gallery1.html
Thanks

[MrMaryLou]

Originally Posted by Petros

Hi
I converted all files to mpg. Can check it out if its working for You now.
http://www.pornislands.com/student/1/gallery1.html
Thanks

Nope nothing at all

[LD]

Site URL: http://www.lusciousdelights.com/fsjan08/oldyoung_1/
Category: TeenSoloGirls

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
Category Does Not Match Site

Help me with a cat here...

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by LusciousDelight

Site URL: http://www.lusciousdelights.com/fsjan08/oldyoung_1/
Category: TeenSoloGirls

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
Category Does Not Match Site

Help me with a cat here...

A "solo girl" is one who has her own site (think Raven Riley or one of the Lightspeed girls)

It is a pretty common term in the industry

I think you want TeenSex.

[horney]

Hi, Greenie,

This morning an email in my inbox told me you had rejected http://www.pussyfuckstories.com/ftv-violet1/index.html because there were too few links to lists onit. OK, I'm new - I was putting a link up then submitting to the list. Link'ORama was fist. Oops!

So I've put all the links up and submitted to all the lists, which I tried re-doing at Link'ORama. Your script is not finding your link or my page. It reports a 400 group error - 404, I think.

Is there a fix?

Many thanks.

[MrMaryLou]

Originally Posted by horney

Hi, Greenie,

This morning an email in my inbox told me you had rejected http://www.pussyfuckstories.com/ftv-violet1/index.html because there were too few links to lists onit. OK, I'm new - I was putting a link up then submitting to the list. Link'ORama was fist. Oops!

So I've put all the links up and submitted to all the lists, which I tried re-doing at Link'ORama. Your script is not finding your link or my page. It reports a 400 group error - 404, I think.

Is there a fix?

Many thanks.

That normally happens when the script can find your site it could be a router issue. But besides thats you need to clean up your receipt table they are all off center and looks like some of the coding on the links are all messed up as well.

[horney]

Thanks, MML. Forgot to check them in that wreck called IE. They looked great in FF2 and various other standards compliant browsers. They look a lot better in IE now, but not so good as they were in anything decent and I can't get your lime green back!

Ah, well, tomorrow's another day.

[RageCash-Ben]

Originally Posted by horney

Thanks, MML. Forgot to check them in that wreck called IE. They looked great in FF2 and various other standards compliant browsers. They look a lot better in IE now, but not so good as they were in anything decent and I can't get your lime green back!

Ah, well, tomorrow's another day.

Horney take a look at the IE Tab extension for FF. It allows you to easily check a page in IE from within FF. I find it very useful and maybe you will too.

[Plumpster]

Hello there
I've recived rejection mail:
Site Name: Chubby teen playing and toying herself
Site URL: http://www.plumpster.com/MillaMonroe/
Category: BBWNudes
Reason:
Submission Title Does Not Match Site Title

Well, I'm back again with free sites after few years, so please can you check if everything is ok...

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Plumpster

Hello there
I've recived rejection mail:
Site Name: Chubby teen playing and toying herself
Site URL: http://www.plumpster.com/MillaMonroe/
Category: BBWNudes
Reason:
Submission Title Does Not Match Site Title

Well, I'm back again with free sites after few years, so please can you check if everything is ok...

The title you submitted does not match the title on the site (whcih is "Chubby Teen: Milla Monroe")

[Plumpster]

Originally Posted by Greenie

The title you submitted does not match the title on the site (whcih is "Chubby Teen: Milla Monroe")

ooops... sorry man... I thought on title tag...
I've submited again. Thanks

[horney]

Hi, there,

No error message to say otherwise so I assume your submission script is now finding http://www.pussyfuckstories.com/ftv-violet1/index.html but it says there's no link there. It's a straight copy and paste from your approved links, and it works when I click on it.

The recips table looks a lot better in IE6&7 now - haven't tested it in IE5 - although in a couple of them the text is spreading for a reason I haven't yet fathomed. I'll keep working at it.

So, out of at least ten attempts, your script has worked once so far, on about the fourth attempt when I first submitted. It may be the transatlantic cable, which I have always found to be flaky. Does anyone else experience the same amount of false errors?

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Foxxy

Actually, I think that contributes to the absurd factor. I read your rules page. Since you brought it up, I read it a second time. It seems like I am within the rules listed, unless there are hidden rules not covered by that page...

Did you read the 1st rule?
1. I only list Free Sites (warning page leads to main page leads to gallery pages) No galleries, no pay sites, no avs sites.
The part on BOLD is what I am referring to. The site you submitted:
http://www.foxxytheater.com/free_por...cial_fuck.html
is not what my (and most other) Link Lists consider a "free site" to be.

Let me ask you this: did you even bother to look at some of the free sites that I have listed?

Originally Posted by horney

Hi, there,

No error message to say otherwise so I assume your submission script is now finding http://www.pussyfuckstories.com/ftv-violet1/index.html but it says there's no link there. It's a straight copy and paste from your approved links, and it works when I click on it.

The recips table looks a lot better in IE6&7 now - haven't tested it in IE5 - although in a couple of them the text is spreading for a reason I haven't yet fathomed. I'll keep working at it.

So, out of at least ten attempts, your script has worked once so far, on about the fourth attempt when I first submitted. It may be the transatlantic cable, which I have always found to be flaky. Does anyone else experience the same amount of false errors?

I show that was submitted at 16:11:34 on 8 Jan 2008 & rejected at 07:12:53 on 9 Jan 2008 (EST) I think it was because of the Site Title that you submitted: ftv-violet1 (I assume that the site title is actually: Violet Experiments with Vegetables and Water)

As far as the submit problems & the recip code, I looked at the coding you have on the page & it is very different from the coding I have on my recip page (I don't use the style or word-spacing tags)

[Foxxy]

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
That's Not A Free Site

That's absurd. We must have a different definition of what a free site is. I thought it was a site that, well, free. I do not charge for anything on my site, and do not even require a log in for anything other than mundane stuff like comments.

I don't mind being rejected, but the stated reason makes no sense.

[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Foxxy

That's absurd. We must have a different definition of what a free site is. I thought it was a site that, well, free. I do not charge for anything on my site, and do not even require a log in for anything other than mundane stuff like comments.

I don't mind being rejected, but the stated reason makes no sense.

It would not be absurd if you read the rules or the page with rejection reasons that was in the email, because then you'd know what my (and most other) Link Lists consider a "free site" to be.

[Foxxy]

Actually, I think that contributes to the absurd factor. I read your rules page. Since you brought it up, I read it a second time. It seems like I am within the rules listed, unless there are hidden rules not covered by that page.

It's not that big of a deal either way. I can live without the link. I just wish the reason for rejection was one that at least made some kind of sense.

[hashbury]

I got this one and i know whats wrong, I was wondering theres anyway this would fit into the lingerie category.(im pretty sure it will not)
Your submission:
Site Name: CrackHead Skinny Whore
Site URL: http://www.freepornpicturez.com/free...rStrippingOff/
Category: PetiteNudes

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
Lack Of Nudity

thanks

[Greenguy]

Not even a nipple until 1/2 way thru the 2nd page?

Even if I did throw it in Lingerie or Panties, the traffic would not be looking for the site you're advertising, which means it'd be a waste.

[hashbury]

Thats what i was already thinking. I just hate wasting my time. I bugged that sponsor to give me some content, And thats what i got 24 pics of. Im going to see if i can get something a little bit better from him.
Thanks greenie
Oh yeah
Have fun in vegas

[Greenguy]

hashbury - if you can find 2 sets of 24 like that, use the last 12 from each to make the galleries - as long as they're both skinny/petite, you'll be able to build a site