Ummm... Hello :)

Greenguy · 2014-09-04, 06:32 AM

Hello my friends

As you probably guessed by my August absence, life hasn't been that great. Still have sleep problems, even though I'm supposedly on the correct settings now. Mood is still basically shit most days. Back hurts all day. Joy.

But, I do need to get back to work, even if it's only for 30 min a day. So, I've decided that 7.5 of those minutes will be dedicated to the board

Simon · 2014-09-04, 06:42 AM

Welcome back.

It'll be good to have you here again.

Even for only 7.5 minutes/day.

P.S. Wait...is life *supposed* to be great?

Oh fuck.

Greenguy · 2014-09-04, 06:48 AM

Maybe not great, but my standard reply to people asking "How ya doing?" is "Miserable"

Simon · 2014-09-04, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Maybe not great, but my standard reply to people asking "How ya doing?" is "Miserable"

I like watching their expression change if you answer "How ya doing?" with "How much time do you have?"

Some get that instant very concerned look. Others look like they just realized they're late for something very important. Still waiting for the one I'd like to hear: "Not enough for what the fuck ever you're about to tell me!"

Cleo · 2014-09-04, 10:40 AM

Just blame it on Quaaludes no longer being available.

JustRobert · 2014-09-04, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Maybe not great, but my standard reply to people asking "How ya doing?" is "Miserable"

The response I like to give is "Fair to partly shitty" thou usually say it with a smile or chuckle and they don't know if I'm joking or serious.

Greenguy · 2014-09-04, 01:30 PM

What I love is when you're at the doctor's office or some other medical professional's & they say "So how are you today?" and I say "Can we go in the exam room 1st?"

Jeremy82 · 2014-09-04, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Maybe not great, but my standard reply to people asking "How ya doing?" is "Miserable"

Hehe, I had been mising this kind of honest response during my summer stay in US - for some reason everyone said he is doing great, strange...

Welcome back GG, I'll start sending free sites after 1-2 weeks!

mOrrI · 2014-09-04, 06:45 PM

Hellooooooooooo....

Glad u are spending a bit of time to shout a "HI", at the "board"

Also keep it in the happy zone...

ecchi · 2014-09-05, 03:46 AM

Welcome back.

Shit, I guess than means I'll have to cancel my plans to use your board for a spamfiest.

MeatPounder · 2014-09-05, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

my plans to use your board for a spamfiest.

Thought you already did

Greenguy · 2014-09-05, 10:45 AM

I can smell the love!

CD Smith · 2014-09-05, 11:48 AM

My standard reply when people ask me "How are you doing?" is "Better than average".

(sometimes I even say it in a "Crocodile Dundee" accent)

It puts a positive spin on it, they're usually amused by it, but I of course don't have to tell them that my 'average' lately is pretty low.

Fonz · 2014-09-05, 05:25 PM

Good to see you're spending the full 7.5 minutes a day with us again Greenie

spookyx · 2014-09-07, 03:55 AM

I hope everything works out for you my friend..

jollyhumper · 2014-09-07, 02:48 PM

Nice to see you back!

Jolly

2014-09-04, 06:32 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,754	Ummm... Hello :) Hello my friends As you probably guessed by my August absence, life hasn't been that great. Still have sleep problems, even though I'm supposedly on the correct settings now. Mood is still basically shit most days. Back hurts all day. Joy. But, I do need to get back to work, even if it's only for 30 min a day. So, I've decided that 7.5 of those minutes will be dedicated to the board __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2014-09-04, 06:42 AM	#2
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	Welcome back. It'll be good to have you here again. Even for only 7.5 minutes/day. P.S. Wait...is life supposed to be great? Oh fuck. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka

2014-09-04, 06:48 AM	#3
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,754	Maybe not great, but my standard reply to people asking "How ya doing?" is "Miserable" __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2014-09-04, 10:40 AM	#5
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2014-09-04, 01:30 PM	#7
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2014-09-04, 06:45 PM	#9
mOrrI You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Portugal Posts: 1,083	Hellooooooooooo.... Glad u are spending a bit of time to shout a "HI", at the "board" Also keep it in the happy zone... __________________

2014-09-05, 03:46 AM	#10
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Welcome back. Shit, I guess than means I'll have to cancel my plans to use your board for a spamfiest.

2014-09-05, 10:45 AM	#12
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2014-09-05, 11:48 AM	#13
CD Smith The one and only at your service Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Posts: 669	My standard reply when people ask me "How are you doing?" is "Better than average". (sometimes I even say it in a "Crocodile Dundee" accent) It puts a positive spin on it, they're usually amused by it, but I of course don't have to tell them that my 'average' lately is pretty low. __________________ ICQ: 31024634

2014-09-05, 05:25 PM	#14
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2014-09-07, 03:55 AM	#15
spookyx Kodak Ghosts Run Amok Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hobbs End Posts: 1,718	I hope everything works out for you my friend..

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