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Old 2009-01-08, 09:25 PM   #1
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I wish I was a woman

How good does this look
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Old 2009-01-09, 12:44 AM   #2
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damn what are men even needed for anymore, geesh!
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Old 2009-01-09, 12:54 AM   #3
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damn what are men even needed for anymore, geesh!
Well, someone needs to work in the sex toy factories.
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Old 2009-01-09, 12:56 AM   #4
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Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
 
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ahahaha... we men have the cum and the ladies have the faces.It`s more than that freaky store lol
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Old 2009-01-09, 05:36 AM   #5
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I'm a "certified sex-toy operator" in 47 states.
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Old 2009-01-09, 01:15 PM   #6
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Cool sex toy but don't worry,we men have so many things that women only dream about using...so we're even,we just fornicate
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Old 2009-01-09, 01:53 PM   #7
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Well, someone needs to work in the sex toy factories.
Lol at UW
It didn't look comfy enough.. the chick kept standing up.






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Old 2009-01-09, 04:55 PM   #8
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i wish i have the time to be a woman, oke i wont nag i am working on that one
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Old 2009-01-10, 09:25 AM   #9
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You don't have to be a woman to give up the balloon knot
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Old 2009-01-10, 09:40 AM   #10
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If I was a woman I'd be a big time slut. And I mean that in the nicest way.
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Old 2009-01-10, 09:48 AM   #11
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That looks like something that men would think a woman would enjoy.
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Old 2009-01-10, 09:53 AM   #12
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Women don't enjoy sitting on things with dildo's pointing out of them? Who Knew!
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Old 2009-01-10, 10:07 AM   #13
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I'm sure it would get more men interested in Palate classes.
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Old 2009-01-10, 10:30 AM   #14
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Wonder how many calories a workout on the sexerciseball burns all that squatting up and down has got to be a good workout!
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Old 2009-01-10, 12:07 PM   #15
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I wonder how often the woman falls off that ball thing?
If you're really adventurous I'm sure it can be adapted for men...
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Old 2009-01-11, 09:20 AM   #16
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If I was a woman I'd be a big time slut. And I mean that in the nicest way.
You'd have small tits and you wouldn't fuck you.
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Old 2009-01-11, 10:56 AM   #17
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You'd have small tits and you wouldn't fuck you.
But how can you be sure?
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Old 2009-01-11, 05:43 PM   #18
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You'd have small tits and you wouldn't fuck you.
I've seen him shirtless with nice sunglasses & a gay porn mustache - he's got a nice rack

Says the guy with hairy A cup puffies
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Old 2009-01-11, 05:58 PM   #19
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Says the guy with hairy A cup puffies
Now there is a visual I so didn't need.
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Old 2009-01-11, 06:02 PM   #20
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STOP THINKING ABOUT MY MOOBIES!!!!!
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Old 2009-01-12, 08:30 AM   #21
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Are you kidding? The Sexorcise ball is sweeping the nation with men and woman alike...

Sexorcise pic 01

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Hell,even dogs are .... having a ball!

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Old 2009-01-12, 03:16 PM   #22
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Ha ha - nice one Star Man

Still - if I had a womans body and a mans minds... I'd be getting roots all the time... wouldn't I?
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Old 2009-01-12, 03:37 PM   #23
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That buzz bunny looks painful
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Old 2009-01-13, 05:07 AM   #24
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Nothing can be better then NORMAL sex. 1) nothing can replace interchangin' imotions. 2) i'd feel myself a looser inserting such a stuff...it meeens I'm not attractive - cannot find a man for a good fuck=)). God thanks I do not need it)))
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Old 2009-01-13, 05:10 AM   #25
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ahahahaha lol The girl on the ball looks stupid unsexy and funny...
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