Too GAY to list?

Star Man · 2008-11-13, 04:31 PM

I usually have good enough judgment when it comes to reviewing I suppose but for some reason this one sort of stumped me so I thought I'd get some feedback from other reviewers.

http://marcobanderasxxx.com/site/hardcoregallery/

I mean,it's a straight site with straight content....but it's sorta GAY!The surfer has to endure one hell of a sausage fest just to get to the content.The actual content ain't half bad either and makes it that much more of a tough decision.I don't mean to put this up for public scrutiny but his has to be the worst promo content I've ever seen either way.Yeah,nothing makes me want to join a hardcore porn site more then homo erotic photos of the Latino guy from L.A. Law

So would you reviewers list it on a general straight site?

Useless · 2008-11-13, 05:16 PM

It's not gay. He's just a dude who spends more time in front of the mirror than he should and is hoping that the surfers will find him as handsome as he does.

stuveltje · 2008-11-13, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

It's not gay. He's just a dude who spends more time in front of the mirror than he should and is hoping that the surfers will find him as handsome as he does.

in dutch we say thats a "yuppie"

MrMaryLou · 2008-11-13, 05:36 PM

I would say it's more geared to the ladies so for women category might be a better fit.

Star Man · 2008-11-13, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

It's not gay. He's just a dude who spends more time in front of the mirror than he should and is hoping that the surfers will find him as handsome as he does.

Well,I asked for a critic and look who showed up! Would you list this one UW?I know it's not gay like gay gay but still it is sorta...well gay.

(BTW no offense to gay members of the board.I just can't think of a better way to put it..plus I never outgrew that typical juvenile suburban slang.I'm a victim of circumstance here.Pity me)

stuveltje · 2008-11-13, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Star Man

(BTW no offense to gay members of the board.I just can't think of a better way to put it..plus I never outgrew that typical juvenile suburban slang.I'm a victim of circumstance here.Pity me)

oke star Man is a weeny

Star Man · 2008-11-13, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by stuveltje

oke star Man is a weeny

Hey! That was below the belt!

Useless · 2008-11-13, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Star Man

Well,I asked for a critic and look who showed up! Would you list this one UW?

Like all things, it would depend on my mood at the time. Outside the fact that Marco's arrogant/angry look in his banners annoys me, his 2257 page has tour links - and that bugs me too. The content is thoroughly hardcore, so that's where it would end up for me. Of course, if I had a 'Schmucks who think they're special even though they have to pay for sex' category, I'd put it there.

It's just weird to see a site that is marketing to men, have banners that are of a man - an angry man at that. He wishes he was Jules Jordan, but Jules isn't a pretty boy and is far more successful.

stuveltje · 2008-11-13, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Like all things, it would depend on my mood at the time. Outside the fact that Marco's arrogant/angry look in his banners annoys me, his 2257 page has tour links - and that bugs me too. The content is thoroughly hardcore, so that's where it would end up for me. Of course, if I had a 'Schmucks who think they're special even though they have to pay for sex' category, I'd put it there.

It's just weird to see a site that is marketing to men, have banners that are of a man - an angry man at that. He wishes he was Jules Jordan, but Jules isn't a pretty boy and is far more successful.

UW said all, oke and i am sorry ...Star Man you are still a weeny

( its not gay, but now think as a woman

)

Star Man · 2008-11-13, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaryLou

I would say it's more geared to the ladies so for women category might be a better fit.

I think you nailed it MrMaryLou.I'm so used to porn being a degenerate guy thing that I never considered that this could be geared towards the ladies.Plus it's the first ladies site submitted to me. I'm going to go ahead and reject it because I don't have a category for it but at least I understand now.

Anyhow,I'm from the old school where a candle light dinner and a paperback romance novel kept them squirting across the room for weeks.Gotta get with the times.

Cleo · 2008-11-13, 06:38 PM

What the fuck is up with the expression on that dude's face?

He looks constipated...

SheepGuy · 2008-11-13, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Star Man

Yeah,nothing makes me want to join a hardcore porn site more then homo erotic photos of the Latino guy from L.A. Law

So would you reviewers list it on a general straight site?

Looks more like the guy from the underarm deodorant ad, I'd list it in my "Stupid Cunt Tricks" section.

Star Man · 2008-11-13, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Like all things, it would depend on my mood at the time. Outside the fact that Marco's arrogant/angry look in his banners annoys me, his 2257 page has tour links - and that bugs me too. The content is thoroughly hardcore, so that's where it would end up for me. Of course, if I had a 'Schmucks who think they're special even though they have to pay for sex' category, I'd put it there.

Yeah,he's just some unknown a cock for hire thinking he's Peter North or something.He'll wipe that hard ass look off his face when once his little html ego trip bombs.

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Originally Posted by stuveltje

UW said all, oke and i am sorry ...Star Man you are still a weeny

( its not gay, but now think as a woman

)

Even my feminist side say's thats below the belt! I'm not...gonna......awww

damn it, your right.

Star Man · 2008-11-14, 01:51 AM

|ohhhhh|Whooeee!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCWsOVjx2pw

This guy NEEDS a beating like no ones business!!!

Simon · 2008-11-14, 07:51 AM

A long time ago on a television show called Friends the character Joey explained something called "smell-the-fart acting" to Rachel, Monica and Chandler. The facial expression on those banners reminds me of that exchange.

JOEY: She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.

RACHEL: I'm sorry, what?

MONICA: What?

JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this.

...

CHANDLER: For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something.

2008-11-13, 04:31 PM	#1
Star Man A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: clevel.......don't make me say it! Posts: 436	Too GAY to list? I usually have good enough judgment when it comes to reviewing I suppose but for some reason this one sort of stumped me so I thought I'd get some feedback from other reviewers. http://marcobanderasxxx.com/site/hardcoregallery/ I mean,it's a straight site with straight content....but it's sorta GAY!The surfer has to endure one hell of a sausage fest just to get to the content.The actual content ain't half bad either and makes it that much more of a tough decision.I don't mean to put this up for public scrutiny but his has to be the worst promo content I've ever seen either way.Yeah,nothing makes me want to join a hardcore porn site more then homo erotic photos of the Latino guy from L.A. Law So would you reviewers list it on a general straight site? __________________ good luck Last edited by Star Man; 2008-11-13 at 04:39 PM..

2008-11-13, 05:16 PM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	It's not gay. He's just a dude who spends more time in front of the mirror than he should and is hoping that the surfers will find him as handsome as he does. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2008-11-13, 05:36 PM	#4
MrMaryLou i fucking told i type to fucking fast wtf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: New York Posts: 11,247	I would say it's more geared to the ladies so for women category might be a better fit. __________________ <a href="http://www.greenguysboard.com/onthebench/">Join Me For On The Bench </a>

2008-11-13, 06:38 PM	#11
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	What the fuck is up with the expression on that dude's face? He looks constipated... __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2008-11-14, 01:51 AM	#14
Star Man A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: clevel.......don't make me say it! Posts: 436	\|ohhhhh\|Whooeee!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCWsOVjx2pw This guy NEEDS a beating like no ones business!!! __________________ good luck

2008-11-14, 07:51 AM	#15
Simon That which does not kill us, will try, try again. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Conch Republic Posts: 5,150	A long time ago on a television show called Friends the character Joey explained something called "smell-the-fart acting" to Rachel, Monica and Chandler. The facial expression on those banners reminds me of that exchange. JOEY: She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting. RACHEL: I'm sorry, what? MONICA: What? JOEY: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. ... CHANDLER: For a minute there I thought you were actually tryin' to smell something. __________________ "If you're happy and you know it, think again." -- Guru Pitka